It sucks to be me (spoken) KATE MONSTERMorning, Brian! BRIANHi, Kate Monster. KATE MONSTERHow's life? BRIANDisappointing! KATE MONSTERWhat's the matter? BRIANThe catering company laid me off. KATE MONSTEROh, I'm sorry! BRIANMe too! I mean, look at me! I'm ten years out of college, and Ialways thought -- KATE MONSTERWhat? BRIANNo, it sounds stupid. KATE MONSTERAww, come on! (sung) BRIANWhen I was little I thought I would be... KATE MONSTERWhat? BRIANA big comedian on late night t.v.
But now I'm thirty-two and as you can seeI'm not. KATE MONSTERNope! BRIANOh well,it sucks to be me. KATE MONSTERNooooo. BRIANIt sucks to be me. KATE MONSTERNo! BRIANIt sucks to be broke and unemployedand turning thirty-three.
It sucks to be me. KATE MONSTEROh, you think your life sucks? BRIANI think so. KATE MONSTERYour problems aren't so bad!I'm kinda pretty, and pretty damn smart. BRIANYou are. KATE MONSTERThanks!I like romantic things like music and art.
And as you know I have a gigantic heart.
So why, don't I have a boyfriend?
Fuck! It sucks to be me! BRIANMe too. KATE MONSTERIt sucks to be me. BRIANIt sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Brian... KATE MONSTERAnd Kate... BRIANTo not have a job! KATE MONSTERTo not have a date! BOTHIt sucks to be me. (spoken) BRIANHey, Rod, Nicky, can you settle something for us?
Do you have a second? RODAh, certainly. KATE MONSTERWhose life sucks more? Brian's or mine? (sung) NICKY AND RODOurs! RODWe live together. NICKYWe're as close as people can get. RODWe've been the best of buddies... NICKYEver since the day we met. RODSo he knows lots of ways to make me really upset.
Oh, every day is an aggravation. NICKYCome on, that's an exaggeration! RODYou leave your clothes out.
You put your feet on my chair. NICKYOh yeah? You do such anal thingslike ironing your underwear. RODYou make that very small apartment we sharea hell. NICKYSo do you.That's why I'm in hell too! RODIt sucks to be me! NICKYNo, it sucks to be me! KATE MONSTERIt sucks to be me! BRIANIt sucks to be me! ALLIs there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me! CHRISTMAS EVEWhy you all so happy? NICKYBecause our lives suck! CHRISTMAS EVEYour lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!I coming to this country for opportunities.
Tried to work in Korean deli,but I am Japanese.But with hard work I earn two Master's Degreesin social work!
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients! (smacking Brian) And I have anunemployed fiance!
And we have lotsof bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say itSucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-suck!
It suck to be me. (spoken) PRINCETONExcuse me? BRIANHey there. PRINCETONSorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live. CHRISTMAS EVEWhy you looking all the way out here? PRINCETONWell, I started at Avenue A, but so far everything is outof my price range. But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look -- a "For Rent" sign! BRIANYou need to talk to the superintendent. Let me get him. PRINCETONGreat, thanks! BRIANYo, GARY! GARY COLEMANI'm comin'! I'm comin'! PRINCETONOh my God! It's Gary Coleman! GARY COLEMANYes I am! (sung) I'm Gary Colemanfrom TV's Diff'rent StrokesI made a lotta moneythat got stolen by my folks!
Now I'm broke andI'm the butt of everyone's jokes,but I'm here --the superintendent!
On Avenue Q -- ALLIt sucks to be you. KATE MONSTERYou win! ALLIt sucks to be you. BRIANI feel better now! GARY COLEMANTry having people stopping you to ask you"
What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"It gets old. ALLIt sucks to be you.
On Avenue Q.(sucks to be me)
On Avenue Q.(sucks to be you)
On Avenue Q.(sucks to be us)
But not whenwe're together.We're togetherhere on Avenue Q!We live on Avenue Q!Our friends do too!'Til our dreams come true,we live on Avenue Q! PRINCETONThis is real life! ALLWe live on Avenue Q! NICKYYou're gonna love it. ALLWe live on Avenue Q! GARY COLEMANHere's your keys! ALLWelcome to Avenue Q!
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