"Weird Al" Yankovic

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Kermit the frog on weed


Hello, Kermit The Frog here

And welcome to Sensamere Street

I'd like to tell you what today's letter is

But I am really f**ked up!

Hey, hey Big Bird

Do you know what today's letter is?

Sure Kermit! Today's letter is... Joint

Urrr.... Big Bird, joint is not a letter

It is a word

Sorry kids! Todays letter is three!

Umm.... Big Bird, three is a number

Exactly! the number three

Which is how many joints I've smoked today

Kermit.... are ya with me?

mmm... God Im stoned!.... Me too!

[Starts laughing]

[Elmo] Guys guys! Show go on, Come on!

Uh, thank you Elmo, um

How about we say our ABC's Big Bird?

O...K

A... B... C... D... E... F.... uh G

Q...K...C...R...C...F

I forgot what we were doing Kramit!

Did you just call umm me Kramit?

Yes I did

Mmm Kramit The Frog here

[Starts giggling]

Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today

Goodbye kids, todays show was brought to you by

The uhh... letter...

Bong

And the number...

God you're messed up

F**k you, the number f**k you

Bye bye

Bye bye kids

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Biografia

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer-songwriter, musician, actor, and comedian born in Downey, California, on October 23, 1959. Known for his successful musical parodies, Yankovic has sold over 12 million albums worldwide, becoming one of the greatest parody music artists of all time. His musical style spans from rock to pop, hip hop, and electronic music, adapting the melodies and lyrics of original songs into humorous and often satirical parodies. Some of his most famous tracks include "Eat It", "Like a Surgeon" and "Amish Paradise". Yankovic has won five Grammy Awards for his musical performances and has also acted in several films and television shows. His career, which began in the 1970s, continues to be an example of creative talent and entertainment ability.

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