Mei' Mutter war ein Luder
und jeden Tag im Öl,
mei' Vater und mei' Bruder
san a' schon in der Höll.
Mei Opa war sein Lebtag
nur im Häfn drin.
I knack grad an Automat'n
weil i a starker Raucher bin.
I kletzl was ich kriegen kann
und i will grod springan,
do hör' ich die Sirenen
das alte Lied'l singen:
"Achtung! Hier spricht die Polizei!
Die Flossen heben!
Jetzt kommt die Notwehr: (ratata ...)
Knapp daneben!!
Küss die Hand, Herr Kerkermeister,
ich bin wieder da!
Der Dauergast in diesem Knast
aus Zelle Hundertzwa'!
Küss die Hand, Herr Kerkermeister,
ich bin wieder da!
Im Haf'n do bin i daham
do fühl' i mi net so alla(n)!
Ich sitz' auf meiner Pritsch'n
und dressier a Assel;
und denk' an Onkel Edi,
des alte Whisky-Fassl!
Er war Bürgermeister,
da Edi kennt si' aus!
"Burli", hot er immer g'sagt,
"Verbrechen zahlt sich aus!"
"Zum Beispiel in der Politik:
A klane Korruption;
des Schlimmste, was dir da passiert,
ist die Frühpension!"
(Das Hohe Gericht)
"Im Namen der Gesetze,
verdonnern wir die Krätze
wegen wiederholten Eierdiebstahls
zu 500 Jahren schweren Kerkers
mit einem Fast-Tag täglich!"
Küss die Hand, Herr K.........
Na gut, i bin a Gauner,
ein Gelegenheits-Bandit,
weil: bevor was schimmlig wird,
nimm ich's lieber mit!
Doch geg'n die echt'n Gangster
bin ich ein Dilettant,
weil de ham a weisse West'n
statt'n g'streift'n Gwand!
Sonst wär i längst scho drüb'n
bei die ander'n schlauen Bazi,
die in Rio Karten spü'n
mit a paar oide Nazi!!
"ATTENTION, ATTENTION!
CORRUPTION-AIRWAYS REQUESTS
ALL PASSENGERS TO RIO DE JANEIRO
TO CHECK IN IMMEDIATELY!"
Küss die Hand, Herr K.........
Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung (EAV) is an Austrian rock band formed in Vienna in 1977. Considered one of the most influential pop-rock bands in Austria, EAV are known for their style characterized by ironic and satirical lyrics, often with references to politics and society. The name of the group, which means "First Public/General Uncertainty/Un-Insurance", reflects their critical view of the world. Among their most famous songs are "Geld", "Rockingchair", "Der Kommissar" and "Marillenknödel". The album "Schrei nach Liebe" (1983) is considered one of their most important works. EAV has collaborated with numerous Austrian and international artists, contributing to defining the country's music scene.
In the realm of rock 'n' roll, there are few names as iconic as Queen, and within the Queen pantheon, Brian May stands out not only as a legendary guitarist but also as an astrophysicist with a profound connection to NASA.
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My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.
Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure
It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!
Querbeat
Majoe
Silicon Dream
Beatrice Egli
Kimono
Clowns Und Helden
Olexesh
Philipp Dittberner
Kreator
Gestört Aber Geil
Trettmann
Captain Hollywood