Arrête-toi, l'ami
Fais attention.
L'eau est très froide!
Si tu n'es pas verni,
La solution,
C'est pas la noyade!
Car si tu réfléchis,
Tu comprendras
Que si tu t'enrhumes,
Ici, au paradis,
On héritera
De ton rhume posthume.
Surtout que, depuis un certain temps,
On n'est plus heureux comme avant
Car on n'a plus cette santé de fer
Pour résister à Lucifer
Car depuis la bombe atomique,
Dans le ciel, y a plus que des champignons.
On bouffe plus que ça, c'est fatidique.
On regrette le bon temps des rognons.
Saint Pierre collectionne les tics.
Le pauvre, il marche en sursautant.
Dès qu'il entend le moindre déclic,
Il se met à grincer des dents.
On ne vit plus que dans l'amertume,
Mais petit à petit, on s'habitue.
Mais si toi, tu nous refiles ton rhume
Et que tous ensemble on éternue,
Ca fera un orage du tonnerre.
Ca fera la pluie, des enrhumés.
Beaucoup voudront quitter la Terre.
On pourra pas les refuser.
Et tous les saints seront enrhumés,
Ils voudront se chauffer en enfer,
Ils vont ressortir enfumés,
Ils vont ressembler à Lucifer.
Allons, mon gars, ne te noie pas.
Tu vas foutre le monde à l'envers.
Mais si tu tiens au trépas,
Achète-toi... un revolver!
Salvatore Adamo, born Salvatore Adamo on November 10, 1943, in Castellammare di Stabia, Italy, is an Italian-Belgian singer-songwriter of international success. After spending his childhood in Belgium, where he moved with his family at the age of five, Adamo began his musical career in the 1960s, quickly winning over the Belgian audience with his melodic style and love songs. In 1968, he participated in the Sanremo Music Festival with "Il mio canto", achieving great success in Italy. Adamo is known for songs like "Tu vuo' fa l'americano", "Se telefonando" and "Marianne", which topped the charts in Europe and beyond. His music, characterized by catchy melodies and romantic lyrics, has helped solidify his status as an icon of Italian and Belgian song. Adamo continues to be active in the music world, releasing new albums and performing concerts worldwide.
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