Elle: Tu t'es pas lav aujourd'hui ou quoi?...
Lui : Oui, pourquoi ?
Elle : Ca pue.
Lui: C'est ton poulet non tu crois pas?
Elle: Non il est trs bon mon poulet.
Lui: J'suis dsol c'est ton poulet.
Elle: J'fais trs bien la cuisine moi tu vois.
Lui : En rve tu la fais bien...
Elle : Mais toi tu pues. Tu pues la sueur...
Lui : Moi je bosse...
Elle : Tu pues l'vomi un peu aussi... non mais j'te dis a comme ca, ca fait quinze ans
Qu'j'te supporte...
Lui : qu'est-ce qu'elle est con cette grosse !
Elle : Dis donc tu t'regardes dans un miroir des fois?
Lui : T'as de qui tennir, toi !
Elle : T'as dj vu qu'tu r'ssemblait a un gorille?
Lui: T'as pas vu ta mre?!
Elle: Oh! tu m'parles autrement OK! Tiens tu m'coupes l'apptit; j'en ai ras l'cul d't'avoir
D'vant la gueule!
Lui: Ben manges pas! Comme ca tu ne seras pas intoxique. Y'aura moins de risques.
Ah! moi je pue maintenant, c'est nouveau.
Elle: T'as ramen l'fric?
Lui: Il est dans l'gridon le fric.
Elle: Ah ouais c'est ca le gros coup qu'tu d'vait faire avec Lucien? Ah ts
A trifouiller son moteur
Ou bien sa carrosserie
Je suis l'gnie d'la bricole
Et un jour je trouverais
Le truc qui fait qu'ca dcolle
J'en f'rai une vraie fuse
J'ai commence par fixer
Des arceaux d'scurit
Pour l'confort des passagers
C'est dj moins l'pied!
Les jantes larges sont un succs
J'emmerde le monde dans les rues
Je grille des priorits
Devant ces trous du cul
Refrain
La nuit dernire j'ai trouve
Le bijou le fin du fin
Ah demain ca va dcoller
A bord du petit train
Apres dix huit packs de Kro
J'ai trouve la solution
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