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Lachanfall


Schon als, schon als ich

In der Windelhose lag kam es über mich

Mir kam statt "Mama" nur ein "Haha" aus dem Rachen

Egal was auch passierte, ich fand alles zum Lachen

Papa der beim Essen schmatzt

Die Art wie sich Opa die Glatze kratzt

Jedoch es war die Szenerie irgendwie frustig

Denn außer mir fand das kein einziger lustig

Nehm´ ich mir daher vor ich zeig´ nie mehr Humor

Geht es Schwupp-didl-dupp und mein Lachmotor

Knattert los, egal ob´s wen stört

Ich grinse wie ein Schaukelpferd

Wenn Mama laut zum Radio falsch singt

Und eine alte Socke nach Käse stinkt

Wenn das Toupé vom Lehrer mal verrutscht

Papa die Seife aus der Pfote flutscht

Wenn meine Schwester Pickel kriegt und sich begafft

Und kiloweise Pickelcreme sich beschafft

Wahrscheinlich denken alle ich hab´n Knall

Ich kriege immer einen Lachanfall!

So ein Skandal, die Lage ist fatal

Meine Mom fragt den Arzt, ist mit mir alles normal?

Er drückt an mir rum - vorne und hint´

Hat ihm keiner gesagt, daß Kinder kitzelig sind?

Wie ein Gockelhahn so gackere ich los

Der Doktor sagt mein Fall ist hoffnungslos

Wenn Mama laut zum Radio ...

Wenn mir einmal der Suppentopf zu Boden kracht

Der Dackel unter´m Küchentisch Häufchen macht

Wahrscheinlich denken alle ich hab´n Knall

Ich kriege immer einen Lachanfall!

Drückt Dich wo der Schuh

Mach´s wie ich, denn das wirkt im Nu

Zieh den Mund zu den Ohren rauf

Schon löst sich Dein Ärger in Luft auf!

Einen Lachanfall!

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Biografia

Kiddy Contest is an Italian musical group formed in 2004. Known for blending pop, rock, and electronic elements, the group released their debut album "Kiddy Contest Kids" in 2004. The album achieved moderate success in Italy with tracks like "La mia banda suona il punk" and "Il mondo è nostro". Kiddy Contest stood out for its originality and energetic live performances, becoming a fixture in the Italian music scene of the 2000s.

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