Afin de nous ter nos complexes, ogu, ogu,
On nous donne des cours sur le sexe, ogu, ogu.
On apprend la vie secrt'
Des angoisses d'la bbt'
Ou d'ceux qui trouvent dgourdi
D'montrer leur bigoudi.
Une instituric' trs sympatique
Nous en expliqu'tout'la mcanique.
Elle dit : "Nous allons planter l'dcor, ogu, ogu
De l'appareil masculin d'abord, ogu, ogu."
Elle s'approch' du tableau noir.
On va p'tt' enfin savoir
Quel est ce monstre sacr qui a donc tant de pouvoirs,
Et, sans hsiter, ell'nous dessi-ine
Le "p'tit chose" et les "deux orphelines"
Refrain
"Tout, tout, tout,
Vous saurez tout sur le zizi,
Le vrai, le faux,
Le laid, le beau,
Le dur, le mou
Qui a grand cou,
Le gros touffu,
Le p'tit joufflu,
Le grand rid,
Le mont Pel.
Tout, tout, tout, tout,
J'vous dirai tout sur le zizi."
Des zizis y'en a de toutes les couleurs,
Des boulangers jusqu'aux ramoneurs.
J'en ai vu des impulsifs
Qui grimpaient dans les calcifs.
J'en ai vu de moins voraces
Tomber dans les godasses,
C'lui d'un mcanicien en dtresse
Qui a jamais pu runir ses pices.
Y'a le zizi tout prop' du blanchisseur,
Celui qui amidonn' la main d'ma soeur.
J'ai vu le zizi d'un cur
Avec son p'tit chapeau violet
Qui, juste en pleine ascension,
Fait la gnuflexion,
Un lev d'zizis au crpuscule
Et celui du pap'qui fait des bulles.
Refrain
Le zizi muscl chez le routier
Se r'connait son gros col roul.
J'ai vu l'zizi affolant
D'un trapziste ambulant
Qui apprenait la barr'fixe ses petits enfants,
L'alpiniste et son beau pic glace
Magnifiqu'au-d'ssus des grand's Jorasses.
J'ai vu l'grand zizi d'un p'tit bedeau
Qui sonn'l'anglus les mains dans l'dos,
Celui d'un marin breton
Qui avait perdu ses pompons
Et celui d'un juif cossu
Qui mesurai l'tissu,
Celui d'un imfirmier d'ambulance
Qui clignotait dans les cas d'urgences.
Refrain
J'ai vu l'petit zizi des aristos
Qui est toujours au bord de l'embargo.
J'ai roul d'la ptiss'rie
Avec celui d'mon mari.
Avec celui d'un chinois,
J'ai mm'cass des noix.
Avec un zizi au moeurs incertaines,
J'ai mme fait des ris d'veau l'ancienne.
Refrain
Pierre Perret (born July 9, 1934 in Castelsarrasin, Tarn-et-Garonne) is a highly successful French singer-songwriter. Known for his warm voice and ironic yet melancholic songs, he has captivated the French public with often autobiographical lyrics that depict everyday life, love, and the small joys of ordinary people. Among his most famous songs are "Le Petit Cheval", "La Vie en Rose" (a cover of Édith Piaf's), "Les Vieux Amants" and "C'est La Vie". Perret has released numerous albums throughout his long career, achieving great commercial success and solidifying his place among the most beloved French singer-songwriters.
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