Je m'agite et je m'affole
Au volant de ma bagnole
Et il fait déjà nuit
J'avais rencard à midi
A chaque coup, y aura plus personne
Faut absolument qu' je téléphone
Tiens ! Là, y a un tabac
J' peux m' garer ? Nan, j' peux pas
Je déboîte en marche arrière
Je fais brouter ma première
C'est la panne de cigarettes
Vite ! Il faut qu' je m'arrête !
J'ai l'embrayage qui patine
Mon réservoir crie famine
Ce satané rendez-vous
Va me rendre fou !
Oh oh ! Relax, papa, relax !
Laisse tomber ta patinette
Viens faire des galipettes
Au feu rouge, tu as rêvé
Les doigts dans le nez
D'une plage oubliée
Parmi les cocotiers
Je t'ai vu, on t'a tous vu !
Non, non, non !
Voulez-vous me laisser tranquille ou j'appelle un agent !
Je m'enfile les boulevards
J'évite Barbès-Rochechouart
Et c'lui-là, qu'est-ce qu'il veut ?
Patate ! Chauffeur de mes deux !
Si je rate mon rencard
Je prends un mec au hasard
Et j' lui mets un ou deux
Coups de poing dans les yeux
J'accélère, je me grouille
Oh oh, je m' faufile, je bidouille
C'est le sort et c'est le lot
De l'homme à l'auto
Hum hum hum hum...
Hum hum hum hum... Relax !
Non, non, non !
Car tout ça c'est bien joli,
Mais c'est bon pour les hippies !
C'est le matin, c'est l'aurore
Je roule toujours et encore
C'est trop tard, il se fait tôt
Mon rencard est à l'eau !
On me fait un bras d'honneur
J'en profite pour regarder l'heure
J' vais louper mon feuilleton
A la télévision
Un rapide demi-tour
Négocié au premier carrefour
Et je rentre à la maison
Le pied sur le klaxon
J'accélère, je me grouille
Oh oh, je m' faufile, je bidouille
C'est le sort et c'est le lot
De l'homme à l'auto
Oh oh ! Relax, papa, relax !
Laisse tomber ta patinette
Viens faire des galipettes
On va s'organiser une petite récré
Viens jouer à la marelle
Viens donc au soleil
Au soleil, ouh ouh ouh,
Soleil, au soleil
Oui, oui, oui !
On va y aller en métro,
En bus ou bien en auto !
Richard Gotainer is a French singer, comedian, and actor born in Paris in 1968. Known for his unique musical style that blends elements of chanson française, cabaret, and popular music, Gotainer has won over the French audience with his ironic and biting songs, often focused on everyday life and human experiences. His career began in the 1990s with theatrical performances and stand-up comedy before dedicating himself to music. In 2001 he released his debut album "Le Grand Gotainer", which was a huge success. Among his most famous songs are "La Vie en Rose", "Je Suis Un Homme", and "C'est la Vie". Gotainer is also known for his collaborations with other French artists, such as Alain Souchon and Jean-Jacques Goldman.
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