Cyprien :
Ah! Quel sport se joue à treize ?
Le rugby à treize, y a le rugby à quinze mais c'est pas... Y a pas de...
Maxime :
Bon les gars, ce soir on fait la teuf ?
Y aura des filles.
Cyprien :
Et y aura du gros son !
Maxime :
Et des filles.
PV Nova :
Et tout nos potes !
Maxime :
Et des filles.
Norman :
Et des chips !
Ensemble :
Ouuuuuais! Trop cool !
PV Nova :
Le réveil sonne, dans ma tête tout est à l'envers,
J'ouvre un oeil au radar, j'ai plus aucun souvenir d'hier
(si quelqu'un comprend la phrase, qu'il m'en fasse part svp)
J'sens qu'on bouge sous les draps
Flash Back, la jolie blonde Natasha ou Sabrina ?
Je réveille la princesse, je dois dire que c'est pas d'bol
La belle Cendrillon est encore plus moche que Susan Boyle
Je comprends rien, je sais même pas quelle heure il est
Heureusement mon phone-tel est caché sous mon oreiller
*Vous avez 147 nouveaux messages*
Dans mon appart' c'est le bronx ou plutôt Tchernobyl
Y a du sol au plafond une collection de trucs débiles
Je crois que j'ai jamais vu mon appart' dans cet état
C'est clairement la dernière fois qu'on fait une soirée chez moi
La suprise du chef : Un gros trou dans l'mur
Y en avait pas à cet endroit là, j'en suis presque sur
Heureusement mon voisin est un type plutôt sympa
- Vous voulez une merguez Mr Nova ?
Refrain :
J'ai la tête en vrac (en vrac)
Et le cerveau qui coule (ça m'saoûle)
Faut que je me prenne en main mais c'est pas facile,
Marre des Lendemains difficiles !
(x2)
Cyprien :
Quinze heure du matin, au boulot je débarque
Sans m'être vomi dessus, ça relève du miracle
En mode ***** je traverse l'OpenSpace
Je tombe sur la stagiaire, elle me fait des gestes
J'crois je commence à lui plaire
C'est sur facebook que j'ai découvert ce que j'ai fait hier
Je suis pas fier, y a que ma mère pour laisser un commentaire
Je le savais, cette soirée c'était pas une bonne idée
Mais je sais pas dire non quand il s'agit se socialiser
Je veux rester aux toilettes, tête dans la cuvette
Mais c'est plus la fête, t'es à cette réunion mec,
J'ai faim, chaud, soif, je sais pas c'qu'il m'arrive
Ma capacité à bosser est approximative
Je crois que j'ai un problème, c'est clair je pète un câble
Avant qu'j'm'en rende compte je me r'trouve debout sur la table
C'est là que mon boss arrive et bien sur s'adresse à moi :
- Cyprien, vous avez le dossier de la compta' ?
Hum... Oui. Non, je...
Refrain
Norman :
Comme je vois la vie en quatre couleurs
J'ai été téléporté sur la planète Uranus
La tête dans les bas fonts, hier y avait les baffles à fond
Mais c'est pire que ça, je suis à poil dans un abri-bus
Ok, posé, ma proprio vient de débarquer
(Bonjour Mme Suza! Belle journée, c'est super!)
J'sens un truc sous mes pieds, ouf mon sac j'suis sauvé
Mais c'est pas mes affaires, ok j'ai un choix à faire
Je veux même pas savoir comment j'suis arrivé là
Mon dernier souvenir : J'disais au revoir à ma nana
Je dois la voir dans 5min, ok ça y est ça me reviens
C'est à l'autre bout de Paris, elle va m'tué c'est certain
J'fais du 100km/h, je commence à regretter
D'avoir sécher les cours de sport, ça m'aurait bien aidé
Avec quelques heures de retards j'arrive à la retrouver
J'espère qu'elle a oublié que j'avais promis d'arrêter
- T'étais à un soirée hier...
Non...
- Ah bon ?
Ah oui ! Ha oui ! Ah nan, c'était un mariage hm.. En fait c'est le mariage de ma soeur.
- Ah oui, oui oui, oui... T'as une soeur maintenant ?
Non j'ai un frère !
- ... ?
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