I'm naked at an award ceramonyI'm hiding behind Jarvis Cocker and he's eating canapesI've got a laser pen
And I'm shining it on Salmon Rushdies forehead - like that
Missing Brian May's hair by a fraction
Yeah I'm naked
But nobody seems to mind
Record company exec.s tuck into their meat and two veg
I wince but carry on with a tall story about tapestry
The theme tune to Howard's Way plays gleefully in the background
And everybody taps their feet
Meatloaf wets himself and he's gotta leave
So I might have to fill his place in the show
And I duet with a chauffeur who's driving Whitney Houston or somebody like that
And we sing 'Abide With Me' at the top of our voices
To my surprise I get an erection
Not a full on erection like Jeff StrikerBut a timid Aled Jones sort of affair
Anyway, my singing partner is appalled and leaves the stage
Through the medium of dance I explain what Shirley Bassey's back garden looks like
Brings the house down
Everyone gets cold and leaves
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