Corky And The Juice Pigs

Lyrics Phone sex girl Corky And The Juice Pigs

 953

Rate this lyrics:
Rating: 0.0/10 - Total rating: 0

Phone sex girl


Pick up the phone
Get out your tool
Just remember
The golden rule

They're not pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
They're not pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty

Hi, my name is Belinda
And you've called the Horny Pizza Network
Get out your pepperoni and stick it in my dough
We'll pop it in my oven and see what rises

Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty

Hi, my name's Buttersticks
And you've called the Horny Primate Hotline
Come on in, give me a call
I've got naughty naughty apes here
They're touching me, oh look out
Oo it's getting creepy, oh my
They're ruining the curtains, call later

They're not pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty

Hello, my name's Endora
And you've called the Hermaphrodite Bisexual Sexline
Give me a call and I will meet all your needs
Get naked, glisten, I'll call you, roll on the floor
Get the ??? out of the shed with the lock
And beat you

Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty

Now listen, folks:
You get excited
About thinking
How exciting it is to be
Excited
Things are hot
Things are sweaty
There's only one answer
To let it go
Let it go

Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty

Thank you because you correct this lyrics
 

Leave a comment to the song

Biografia

Corky And The Juice Pigs was a Canadian comedy musical group made up of Phil Nichol (guitar/vocals), Greg Neale (mandolin/vocals) and Sean Cullen (harmonica/vocals). Their output consisted mainly of original comedic songs, largely satirical and often parodying various musical styles. The group achieved a certain popularity in Canada during the 1990s with their unique style that blended music and humor. Among their most famous songs are "The Ballad of the Bigfoot", "My Girlfriend's a Pig" and "Ode to a Toilet".

Related artists

News from the music's world

Brian May of Queen and His Connection with NASA

25/09/2023

In the realm of rock 'n' roll, there are few names as iconic as Queen, and within the Queen pantheon, Brian May stands out not only as a legendary guitarist but also as an astrophysicist with a profound connection to NASA.

Hip-Hop Turns 50: Celebrating Half a Century of Cultural Influence

12/09/2023

Hip-hop, one of the most influential cultural movements of the 20th and 21st centuries, has recently reached a significant milestone - it's turning 50 years old.

Coachella here we are


Coachella Festival 2022: here we are. In two days the doors of one of the most anticipated musical events of the year will open, even more so after the last two years in which for very obvious reasons the live music sector has suffered a very important setback.

Grammy 2022: the winners

05/04/2022

The 2022 Grammy Awards were the chronicle of an announced triumph: Jon Baptiste collected 11 nominations and won 5 Grammys, defeating all opponents. This was also the year of the very young Olivia Rodrigo, who managed to take home 3 Grammys, including the the best new artist.

"We" - The new album of Arcade Fire

22/03/2022

Here is finally some good news, the Arcade Fire have finally revealed the title and release date of their new album, 5 years after the last one. For the fan of the group it has been a time that seemed eternal,

"I know you know me" the masterpiece of Caroline Spence and Matt Berninger


Do we want to define "I know you know me" a masterpiece? Yes, without a shadow of a doubt for at least two reasons. The first and most evident are the artists who interpret it: Caroline Spence and Matt Berninger, second for the deep and poetic text.

Fugees cancel their Reunion

26/01/2022

My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.

When I'm gone the single by Alesso and Katy Perry

30/12/2021

Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure

The long-awaited collaboration between Rosalia and Oneohtrix

20/05/2021

It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!