Apologetix

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Smooth grandmamma


As he came up to the window, heard the sound of Barry ManilowHe came into her apartment, smelled the Ben Gay and the chocolate
She was sitting at the table, he could see she had a BibleSo she ran into the bedroom, got her teeth down and her perfume
Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny? (4X)Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny?Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny?Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny?Granny's not an old maid, She's a zealot with a bold faithShe's a kind-hearted widow and she bought you a Nintendo, last week
You came into her apartment, left the mud stains on the carpet
And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you
Granny likes to crochet, and croquet, and quote Dear AbbyGranny causes road rage in slow lanes she's no AndrettiGranny's got the whole day to go pray for all her familyYou've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmamma
So she came into the hallway, it was Sunday, had a snack made
Then the book of Revelation was the topic of conversation
Granny says, you know, babe, the Lord says in verse 3:20He's standing at the doorway, so don't waste a moment, honey
And you gotta go pray, or else babe, He won't gain entry
Then you told her OK, I want saved, I'll go pray, GrannyGranny told you, OK, first you tell Him that you're sorry
Believe He died for your sins, though
And accept Him and repento -- Whammy!He came into your heart then, you were prostrate on the carpet
Then she ran you to the next room
You were sat down, there was more food
Granny karaokes to old tapes of Sandi PattyYou've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
Granny had a roast made and potatoes that were homemade
And she buys Poppin' Fresh DoughSo she baked you some crescent rolls, lets, eat!
You came into her apartment, and the blessings only started
And then your Granny took and fed you
You were stuffed now; it was her food
Granny brought you cold grapes and poached eggs and bowls of candy
Granny brought you milkshakes and fruitcake, keep Rolaids handyGranny's artichokes make your throat gag so don't take any
And before you go, babe, you must take a roast beef sandwich

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Biografia

ApologetiX is an American musical group known for its biblical parodies of rock hits from yesterday and today. Their style is described as a fusion between the irony of 'Weird Al' Yankovic and the spirituality of Billy Graham. Among their most representative songs are "The Holy Spirit" (a parody of a song by The Killers), "My God Is Bigger Than Your God" (based on an Eminem song) and "I Believe in Jesus" (a parody of Whitney Houston's "I Believe in You"). The group has collaborated with Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz, drummer for Weird Al Yankovic, on one of their albums.

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