Jag r ett stapeldiagram
Som alltid brukar plockas fram
Nr man ska visa vad som hnt
Med statistik och i procent
Hr ser ni hur det var frn start
Och hur det sedan tagit fart
Och till slut s visar jag
Hur det ligger till idag
Titta p mej, jag r en sorts tabell
Och jag illustrerar alltid en viss struktur
Nstan likadant som en stilig fotomodell
Jobbar jag med kroppen och med min figur
Jag visar och frestller
Mycket krnglig statistik
Jag klargr tydligt eller
Vilseleder vr publik
Titta p mig: Jag r ett diagram
Och jag frestller hur ett parti vxt fram
Jag skall allts frestlla alla som kan tnka sig att rsta just p Ny Deodorant
(han skall allts frestlla alla som kan tnka sig att rsta just p Ny Deodorant)
Men nr inte dom var lika mnga som dom r idag d var jag mycket mindre, inte sant
(men nr inte dom var lika mnga som dom r idag d var han mycket mindre, inte sant)
Sedan nr partiet fick allt fler sympatisrer ja d vxte jag ju givetvis markant
(sedan nr partiet fick allt fler sympatisrer ja d vxte han ju givetvis markant)
Ja!
Fattar ni, fattar ni vad vi sa?
Fattar ni inte ett smack?
Fattar ni, fattar ni? h vad bra!
Fattar ni, fattar ni? Tack!
Som ni frstr kan man med statistik
Fra i bevis precis vad man har lust
Och manipulera med en stor publik
S att alla tycker som man har tnkt sig just
Fr siffror och kurvor fder
Svrigheter att frst
Men svenska sm farbrder
Snker allt till rtt niv.
Titta p oss! Vi r sm diagram.
Tnk vad mycket vi har ftt illustrera fram:
Jag har varit alla mn som har kpt ut en vodka p systemet varje fredag i april.
Jag har varit alla mn som kom tillbaks p mndag redan fr att kpa sig en vodka till
Jag har varit alla svenska medellders mn som aldrig ngonsin har sysslat med motion
Jag har varit korta mn runt 40 som kan vakna mitt i natten med en frmmande person
Jag har varit blyga pojkar som ftt hjlp av pappa eller annan slkting med sin sexdebut
Och tillsammans var vi alla som var arga under fotbolls-VM fr att Sverige kte ut
Fattar ni, fattar ni vad vi sa?
Fattar ni inte ett smack?
Fattar ni, fattar ni? h vad bra!
Fattar ni, fattar ni? Tack!
Titta p oss: tre stapeldiagram,
Som ska hjlpa till s att statistik nr fram
Denna sorts illustrationer av statistiskt material r mycket vanlig i vr aftonpress
Vill man till exempel visa en tillbakagng fr Ingvar Carlsson enligt SIFO:s mtprocess
Kan man visa antingen en mindre Ingvar Carlsson eller ocks en som inget huvud har
Och d inser var och en att frdelaktigast fr Carlsson r om han fr ha sitt huvud kvar
Drfr kanske ni som kper Aftonbladet tyckt att Ingvar Carlsson bantat ner sig mot frut
Medan ni som kpt Expressen nstan glmt hur Ingvar Carlsson verhuvudtaget nu ser ut
Fattar ni, fattar ni vad vi sa?
Fattar ni inte ett smack?
Fattar ni, fattar ni? h vad bra!
Fattar ni, fattar ni? Tack!
Titta p oss: vi r sm diagram
Och vi frestller hur ett parti vxt fram
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