Hans Teeuwen

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Der was maar 1 troost in de jaren '80 voor mij
HASJ, heerlijk
Echt jonge, als ik hasj gerookt had, echt,
Gezeik van me ouders, gezeik van leraren, slechte punten op school, geen meisje kunnen krijgen, puisten, allemaal leuk!
Van allemaal waar.
Maakt me geen fuck uit.
En ik weet nog de eerste keer dat ik, eh jonge,
Ik kwam thuis.
Knetterstoned
Stoned als een aap.
En enne ja om half 5 's ochtends kwam ik thuis, en ik moest om 12 uur thuis zijn.
Maarja je fietst iets van 20 minuten, had ik 4 uur over gedaan he.
Ja mam, onderweg, ik zag allemaal dingen
Schitterende boom
Boom
Boom
Boowm
Een boowm
Booom
Booom
Boowm
Boooom
Boooohoooom
Boooohoooom
Boooohoooom
Bboown
Booooooooom
Boown
Booooooooom
Met TAKKE
TAAKKEBOOWMBOOWM
Takkeboowm
Alle mamma, zet me fiets tegen de garage en sta voor het huis
Huuuuuuis
Huuuuuuuuuuis
Huuuuuuuuuuuis
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuis
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuis
Liep ik naar binnen, komt me vader in z'n onderbroek naar beneden lopen
WAAR KOM JIJ VANDAAN?
Ja pap, dat weet niemand toch?
Bedoel, ja waar gaan wij naartoe, een waar komen we vandaan ik bedoel jah, ik vind eht nogal lastige vragen die jij stelt
Midden in de nacht.
In je onderbroek
So ey, weet je wel hoe laat het is, hey
Heb je daar al aan gedacht, weet je wel hoe laat het is?
Eh rare vragen pap.
Pap
Paaaaaaaap
Poooooooaaaaaaap
Paaaaaaaap
Papapapapapaaaaaaap
PapaapPapaap
Papapapapapapaapaaap
Papa
Hm papa
Papaaahaaa
En maaaaaaaam
Mamamamamammamamamaamamammamamamamamamampaaaaapapapapaaaaaaaa
Poapmaaaaaa
Poapmaaaaaaaam
In het huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiws
Maar pap, ik weet niet wat jij doet. Ik ga naar bed....ben kapot!

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Biografia

Hans Teeuwen (born in 1967) is a Dutch performer known for his work as a stand-up comedian and musician. His music, often described as folk rock with electronic influences, features ironic and sharp lyrics that tackle social and political issues. Teeuwen has released several albums, including "Heist", considered one of his most important works. His career has been marked by growing success in the Netherlands and abroad, where he is appreciated for his comedic talent and his ability to engage audiences with energetic and entertaining performances. Some of his most representative songs include "De Klant", "Ik ben Hans Teeuwen" and "Heist".

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