I belong to the church of the well-endowed man
My member's big as a grizzly bear's head
My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me
I'm proud of the width and the length of my part
You should see me break the young girls' hearts
I always draw a crowd when I take a pee
Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags
And when I got to bed the mattress sags
It's hard to doze when you're long as a firehose
Oh lemmee tell ya...
We belong to the church of the well-endowed man
If you measured us in feet we'd be over ten
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men.
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