Kinky Friedman

Lyrics They ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore Kinky Friedman

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They ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore


(kinky friedman)

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin lone star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
they oughta send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a christian girl and you killed gods only son.

I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that thats not very nice,
We jews believe it was santa claus that killed jesus christ.
you know, you dont look jewish, he said, near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
They dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin and a-spittin on the floor,
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore.

He says, i aint a racist but aristitle onassis is one greek we dont need
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops n micks n slopes n spics n spooks are on my list
And theres one little hebe from the heart of texas is there anyone I missed ?

Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, Im gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin that pack of lies.
If theres one thing I cant abide, its an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said bout aristitle onassis.

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
lord, they sho aint makin jews like jesus anymore!
All right!

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore.

Everybody!
They aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
They aint makin carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore!

No, we aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore!

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Richard Samet Friedman, better known as Kinky Friedman, was an American singer-songwriter, author, journalist, and politician. Born in New York in 1944, Friedman spent his childhood in Texas, where he developed a passion for country and western music. He began his musical career in the 1960s, releasing successful albums such as "Sold Out" (1972) and "The Kinky Friedman Album" (1973). His songs often blended humor, political satire, and cowboy themes, becoming cult classics in the world of American music. Besides music, Friedman wrote numerous novels and essays, including the bestseller "Jesus Was a Liberal" (1980). He also worked as a journalist for several publications, primarily writing about politics and popular culture. In 2006, Friedman ran for governor of Texas, achieving a surprising result despite not being affiliated with any political party. Among his most famous songs are "They Ain't Making Jews Like They Used To", "Ride 'Em Jewboy" and "Get Your Kicks on Route 66".

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