Te la pasas ahí sentado
En un trono inmaculado
Te lees todo un periódico
Y no sales de ahí
Tus piernas se acalambran,
Mas ya no sale nada
Ya no sigas pujando
Pues te vas a obstruir
Te lo han advertido,
El médico te ha dicho
Crees que a tí no te puede pasar
Pero no te importa
Sigues con tu vicio
Pronto te arrepentirás...ya verás!
De pronto una mañana
Te duelen las entrañas
Y sientes la punzada
Que te hace gritar
Hoy con cada espasmo
Se te va la vida
Y sientes que ni el aire
Por ahí pasará
Todos te preguntan
¿porqué no te sientas?
¿porqué siempre traes ese cojín?
Y tu no contestas
Tan solo te sonrojas
Y le pides al cielo huir
CORO:
Pues tienes almorranas
No se quitan con nada
No existe algo que cure
Ni pastillas ni pomadas
Por obrar con negligencia
Eres caso pa' la ciencia
Nomás con rayo laser
Te las podrán quitar
Y ahora en los retretes
No pegas los cachetes
Y ni aunque tu lo intentes
De "aguilita" podrás
Y es que hasta la seda
La sientes como lija
Y te raspa, te quema
Y te hace llorar
Ni con los laxantes
Ni con dieta blanda
Ni con limpias se quitaran
CORO
Tienes almorranas...
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