Non, Toufy, saute pas,
Si tu sautes, tu mourras ;
Il faut pas te flinguer,
Il vaut mieux te noyer.
Non, Toufy, pleure pas,
Une huître, ça pleure pas ;
Tu peux pas te noyer,
Tu sais trop bien nager.
Tes potes sont avec toi :
Jean-Luc, Esméralda,
Ce poulpe et ce castor
Qui pleureraient à ta mort...
Qu'est-ce que tu fais, Toufy ?
C'est pas si moche, la vie ;
Sauf quand on l'sida,
Et le cancer des doigts
Prends-moi dans tes p'tits bras,
Tant pis si t'en n'as pas ;
On courra dans les champs,
Dans le soleil levant...
Regarde-moi dans les yeux
Et partons tous les deux
Comme des enfants heureux
Ou des cochons hébreux !
Non, Toufy !
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh ! ! !
Splotch !
Mais Toufy a sauté,
Sa coquille a morflé
Et le sang a giclé,
La rue fut salopée ;
Son coude s'est disloqué,
Ses ongles ont explosé,
Ses cheveux ont frisé
Quand Toufy s'est vautré...
Oncle Toufy est mort(est mort, est mort, est mort...)
On y repense encore :
Son sourire angélique,
Et ses sourcils typiques...
Maint'nant qu'il est là-haut,
Le ciel est bien moins beau,
Les coccinelles n'ont plus
Du tout de cuir chevelu
Toufy, Toufy,
Toufy, Toufy !
La morale de l'histoire,
Petit, tu dois savoir :
Une huître dépressive
Et un peu trop naïve
N'a plus toute sa raison
Et se moque des mouflons
Et quand tu la laisses choir
Ca tâche le trottoir...
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