[phone rings]
Tow truck Driver: Hello, towing
Guido Hatzis: Yeah mate, are you a tow truck driver?
T: Yep
G: Alright mate I need a tow truck
T: Where from?
G: Where from?
T: Yep
G: Mate, just outside my house
[short pause]
T: Righto I'll play the joke. Tell me what, what it's all about
G: Ma ma mate, it's no joke, the car break down in front of my
house, you come and get it, alright?
T: Who am I talking to and where is it going to?
G: You are talking to Guido Hatzis, alright? I tell you where
to go when you arrive alright?
T: What suburb are you in?
[short pause]
G: Mate, I can't tell you
T: You can't tell me? alright, goodbye.
G: Nah nah nah mate you listen, nah nah mate, you listen to me, alright?
[Tow Truck Driver hangs up]
Guido Hatzis is a Greek-Australian comic character created by Australian comedians Tony Moclair and Julian Schiller, with the voice of Moclair. Guido appeared originally in the context of Schiller and Moclair's radio program "Crud" on the Triple M network. Several albums have been released in the name of Guido Hatzis, including 'Do Not Talk Over Me' in 2000, 'Whatever' in 2001, and 'Deported' in 2002. Most of Hatzis's comedy involves making prank calls that are usually centred on outrageous claims about his looks and abilities, Greek stereotypes, and extreme rudeness.
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