Tullarmästarn står vid Stenas terminal, kolla och kolla
Resenärer väller in i tusental, kolla och kolla
Skriker order till sin tullarpersonal, koll-la-la-la-la-la,
öppna varje bag och alla skidfodral
visa vad ni har i hatt och strumpor
Har ni tagit med er illegal ranson
det är bäst att göra kroppsvisitation
Av med kläderna och tar er inte ton
Stopp stopp stopp stopp stopp
Säg har ni snus och vin i påsen?
Kolla mannen där och kolla väskan där
det är visst nåt som kluckar
Kön tar aldrig slut, nej ingen slipper ut
och salen fylls av suckar
Öppna väskan pojkar, öppna väskan pojkar,
öppna väskan pojkar
(Ska vi se..)
Så ska dansen gå!
Öl och brännvin, gin och tobak nu, vi ska ta
öl och brännvin gin och tobak nu, vi ska ta
öl och brännvin gin och tobak nu, vi ska ta
se på hunden han verkar rabiessmittad.
Ögonen med röntgenblick som ser allt du har,
ögonen med röntgenblick som ser allt du har,
roa sig och sätta fast nån
kinderna rodnar liksom röda rosor på äng
varje gång en väska måste öppnas.
Tullarmästarn står vid Stenas terminal, kolla och kolla
Alla kollas utan minsta marginal kolla och kolla
Kommer man till Sverige har man inget val, koll-la-la-la-la-la
Känn igenom både mun och tarmkanal,
kika gärna in i skor och stövlar
Kolla turken där vad har han i sin féz?
Tullarmästarn skriker han blir alldeles hes
Här är stället där man inga chanser ges
Stopp stopp stopp stopp stopp
Säg har ni snus och vin i påsen?
Muddra en arab och skruva ned en Saab,
och kläm på varje finne.
Se, där går en man, han kom från Köpenhamn,
vi tar honom här inne
Öppna väskan pojkar, öppna väskan pojkar,
öppna väskan pojkar, öppna väskan pojkar
(Nå så, släpp min taske!)
Sen får dansken gå!
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