"Trei morti si zece raniti. Acesta este bilantul unui tragic accident întâmplat aseara pe autostrada."
"CNA a decis sanctionarea postului Atomic TV pentru difuzarea videoclipului..."
"Pâna spre seara inculpatul consumase deja un litru de vodca împreuna cu socrul sau."
"Dupa ce a baut la cârciuma din sat si-a ucis cu bestialitate familia, apoi s-a sinucis."
"Aseara un tânar si-a molestat iubita dupa ce a surprins-o întretinând relatii sexuale cu trei dintre prietenii sai."
Lacrimogen, câta durere -
Oare se împaca,
Daca el i-a rupt picioarele si ea n-o sa mai mearga?
Se vor iubi din nou ca doi copii la picnic
Când tehnic,
Cu mari eforturi, n-o va lua la umeri-craci,
O va lua la umeri-cioturi.
Vad boturi
Care se strâmba
La vorba lunga -
Genial!
Un fapt real fara caracter penal
Într-o zi neagra,
Ne prezinta politistul un cacat cum baga
Stilul fluture - trei bazine de veceu
Cautând mobilul crimei
Ca sa dea apel.
"Un domn mai rusinos dadea o muie cu ochii-nchisi"
Zice stirea de la ora 5,
Te-ncingi?
Scandal fara motiv nu exista
Cum nu exista bagabont sa se comporte ca o adventista.
Orice curista
Pusa pe rele face omu' de spital
Limitând timpul de bere, bei cafea în tribunal.
Mereu matol, îmbibat de-alcool,
Lipsit de-autocontrol, pe microfon pun monopol,
Doar din vorbe te trimit la sol,
N-am procese de constiinta, am procese pe rol.
Refren (x2):
Vorbesti despre droguri,
"Vreau sa le încerc!"
Faci reclama la alcool,
"Hei! Cu care sa încep?"
Si
Vad la stiri si nu ma pot abtine,
Când vorbesti despre crime
Ma gândesc numai la tine.
"Ieri seara o bataie dintr-o discoteca a provocat distrugerea..."
Ma bucur ca-i o domnisoara care prezinta stirile,
Ca-ntotdeauna vestile proaste le-aduc femeile.
Dup-o ora de desene
E ora stirilor mondene
În care vizionezi gesturi obscene,
Diferite fenomene,
De gen: Te lasa fara oxigen,
Ti-ating un punct erogen,
Când îi sar unei vedete tâtele din sutien.
"... au fost rapite din..."
"Dupa ce-a lovit-o de mai multe ori, inculpatul a violat-o pe logodnica sa."
Ma doare-n pula! Io am altele pe cap
V-ascult oral
Când legalizati marijuana
Sa pot sa ma rup legal.
Aud de bagaboante care sug pula la soferi sub cer,
Ar trebui sa ma-ngrijorez sau sa ma fac sofer?
Vorbiti la stiri în nestire
De vesnica preamuire
A unei tinere care cere despagubire.
Pai bine! P-asta o-nteleg,
Dar ala de fute octogenara, care-i treaba?
Era omul bolnav psihic sau arata prea bine baba?
Limba-n pizda, copii, a fost descoperita cu-adevarat
Cu mult înainte de limbajul articulat.
De fapt sa-mi platiti drepturi de autor când faceti acest comunicat
Ca va cred în stare sa o spuneti într-un show televizat.
Refren (x2)
"Parlamentul a votat aseara o lege care interzice posturilor TV difuzarea stirilor nejustificate. Va reamintim ca în aceasta categorie intra acele stiri prezentate exclusiv de dragul rating-ului, care afecteaza dezvoltarea psihica si morala a societatii, prejudiciaza demnitatea umana, aduc ofensa convingerilor sexuale, religioase sau politice ale telespectatorilor sau cele care stimuleaza comportamente daunatoare sigurantei populatiei si mediului. Stirile continua."
Parazi?ii are a Romanian rap group formed in Bucharest in 1994. Considered pioneers of the hip hop genre in Romania, they have contributed to spreading rap culture throughout the former Soviet Union. Their musical style is characterized by often provocative and satirical lyrics that address social and political issues, accompanied by aggressive and rhythmic sounds influenced by funk and rock. Among their most representative songs are «Casnicia», «Ce-ai facut tu?», «Baiatul de la bloc» and «Peste tot». The band has released numerous albums, including «Parazi?ii» (1997), «De ce nu?» (2000) and «Adevarul se ascunde» (2003). Parazi?ii have collaborated with other prominent Romanian artists, contributing to shaping the country's music scene.
In the realm of rock 'n' roll, there are few names as iconic as Queen, and within the Queen pantheon, Brian May stands out not only as a legendary guitarist but also as an astrophysicist with a profound connection to NASA.
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My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.
Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure
It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!
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