L'homme d'la situation, c'est l'plus p'tit d'mes grands chums
Poilu comme une guenon, y'est en bedaine sul'balcon
Envoye pars le barbec, moé j'vas aller au dep chercher des frettes
Mais là, Val a vient d'arriver, faque j'vire de bord, j'y donne 2 becs
Elle c'est DJ Traînée, c'est l'hôtesse d'la maison
Les yeux verts, les cheveux roux avec une maudite tête de cochon
A' lâché les grosses dopes, tombée en amour, c'pas d'sa faute
Faut croire qu'y ont ben faite ça, leu' p'tit y'est drôle comme ça s'peut pas
Tothor, c'est l'plus fort, y'attendrirait l'c?ur d'un motard
Quand qu'y s'prend pour Flash McQueen
Ou ben qu'y joue au hockey dans l'corridor
Watch tes tibias quand ça s'transforme en pirate
Trois ans, une épée de bois, du tork pis ça frappe
On est-tu ben icitte au 2176 avec nos gros travers pis toutes nos histoires de baises
On est-tu ben heureux, tranquille on vire quasiment vieux
Les fins de semaine ont laissé une coup' de rides en d'sour de nos cernes
La carotte qui s'ramène, a' bisouné toute la semaine
50 heures dans l'punch clock, un gros salaire, c'pas une question d'luck
A' quasiment toute essayé même les ballons sur son nez
Y reste rien qu'une p'tite question asteure et pis c'est celle du bonheur
Beau bonhomme, y'est pas bête, en plus de ça, y'est honnête
Y manque rien qu'une tite bonne femme pour qu'son p'tit c?ur soit en fête
Y traîne avec la fille aux cheveux de champ de blé
Pis tant qu'à moé, y'ont un drôle d'erre d'aller
L'amour, c'pas évident, s'entendre avec un autre, c'est aussi tough qu'avec soi
C'est sûr qu'a look la grosse tonne, a t'fait feeler comme un homme
Mais m'semble que toi tu marches drette pis qu'elle a pense comme un bum
On est-tu ben icitte au 2176 avec nos gros travers pis toutes nos histoires de baises
On est-tu ben heureux, tranquille on vire quasiment vieux
Les fins de semaine ont laissé une coup' de rides en d'sour de nos cernes
Belle Sophie pleine d'amis, toutes ses cartes à l'appui
D'la parlure pis du sourire, 3, 4 vies dins vieux pays
Des centaines de grosses veillées, envoye Amsterdam! Ecstasy!
Mais là, miroir, miroir, qu'est-ce qu'y fait là l'ostie d'cheveu gris?
20 ans d'grosse liberté pas d'stress pis pas d'rush
Mais la quarantaine a vient d'sonner pis pas d'bonhomme c't'un peu poche
Côté trophée c?ur en or a fracasse tous les records
Mais comme laver du linge c'est dull, ben j'y pardonne ses 2 bords
Pis si Tothor c'est l'plus fort, j'pense que Vigneault c'est l'plus beau
L'bonhomme y'a jamais eu d'piaule, y croise une bonne femme y pogne 2 flos
Sa Jess v'nait d'Beesonville que'que part à Shawinigan County
A' pogné les hobo blues à 15 ans, sacré son camp en après-midi
Des fois que je pense que je comprends c'que son sourire sous-entend
Des grosses amours avec mom mais avec dad moins évident
On est-tu ben icitte au 2176 avec nos gros travers pis toutes nos histoires de baises
On est-tu ben heureux, tranquille on vire quasiment vieux
Les fins de semaine ont laissé une coup' de rides en d'sour de nos cernes
Dans une autre vie, j'pense que j'tais un 18 roues
J'buvais du gaz pis j'mangeais des clous
Si j'tais pas un Peterbuilt, j'devais être au moins un Kenworth
J'ai pris d'la bière avec ODB que'que part en banlieue de Perth
Une chance que j'ai rien dit pis qu'j'ai rien raconté
Leurs histoires c'pas d'mes affaires, chez nous l'amitié c't'un peu heavy
On a des grosses histoires d'amour, on parle tard pis c'est lourd
Pis quand tu fuck avec la puck, ben pas de chance pis good luck...
On est-tu ben icitte au 2176 avec nos gros travers pis toutes nos histoires de baises
On est-tu ben heureux, tranquille on vire quasiment vieux
Les fins de semaine ont laissé une coup' de rides en d'sour de mes cernes
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