De Rochechouart jusqu' Mnilmuche
De la rue de Lappe la rue de la Gait
Ya pas un seul meme dans tout Pantruche
Qui avec la mienne pourrait lutter
De la tete aux pieds quand on l'pluche
On ne trouve rien lui reprocher
C'est un oiseau rare
Que Roi des veinards
J'ai eu le bonheur de dnicher :
Ah ! si vous connaissiez ma poule,
Vous en perdriez tous la boule
Ses petits seins pervers
Qui pointent au travers
De son pull-over
Vous mettent la tete l'envers !
Elle a des jambes faites au moule
Des cheveux fous, friss partout
Et tout et tout...
Si vous la voyiez,
Vous en reveriez !
Ah ! si vous connaissiez ma poule
Bien qu'elle s'habille aux prix unique
Pas une ne saurait la dgotter
Elle dame le pion, elle fait la nique
Aux plus fameuses reines de beaut
La miss France et la miss Amrique
Sont de la crotte de bique cot
Sans diam' et sans clips
Elle vous clips',
Toutes les stars les plus rputes.
Ah ! si vous connaissiez ma poule,
Vous en perdriez tous la boule
Marlne et Darrieux
N'arrivent qu'en deux
La Greta Garbo
Peut meme retirer son chapeau !
Ils n'en n'ont pas Liverpoole
A New-York, Honolulu,
De mieux foutu...
Si vous la voyiez,
Vous en reveriez !
Ah ! si vous connaissiez ma poule.
Marguerite de Bourgogne auprs d'elle
N'avait que nib comme temprament
Il faut l'entendre quand elle appelle
Son petit Momo au grand moment
Son corps frissonne d'un facon telle
Que le maison tremble galement
Et ca vous explique
Les secousses sismiques
Don't les journaux parlaient rcemment.
Ah ! si vous connaissiez ma poule,
Vous en perdriez tous la boule
Ses baisers moelleux
Font dresser les cheveux
Ses baisers profonds
Vous font sauter jusqu'au plafond !
Si vous saviez comme elle roucoule
On l'entend jusqu'au fond de Passy
Crier ... chri !
Si vous la voyiez
Vous me la chiperiez !
Mais... vous ne connatrez pas ma poule.
Patrick Bruel (Paris, May 14, 1959) is a French singer-songwriter, actor, and record producer. He began his musical career in the 1980s with a pop-rock sound influenced by artists like Charles Aznavour and Serge Gainsbourg. His debut album, "Bruel", was released in 1982 and achieved moderate success. The breakthrough came in 1989 with the album "Entre nous", which established him as one of the most popular singers in France. Among his most famous songs are "Place des grands hommes", "J'ai demandé à la lune", "Casser la voix" and "Le chanteur caché". Besides music, Bruel has acted in numerous French films, earning accolades such as the César Award for Best Actor in 1997. He is also an avid poker player, participating in international tournaments.
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