Cari autori questa canzone è dei sovrappeso e non sapevo come scrivervela eccola:
[sottofondo di fuori dal tunnel]
Ciao ragazzi
ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao eh, caatemi meno
vi volevo di una barzelletta troppo mitica...vai
Sapete come si fa a uccidere un orologiaio...
No.
Colpendolo.
ahahahahah
ma da ride ha da venì?
è finita? Allora ne dico una io...vai
Ne posso di una
Pierino va a scuola con l'autobus
ahahahahahah
Ma voi siete proprio bastardi dentro...andate in culo andate...
[musica di sarà perchè ti amo]
Che salitone c'è per andare a orciano e che curvone devo andà piano piano.
Se vado forte può darsi abbraccio un pino, se vado bene mezz'ora e sono a orciano.
Io c'ho la ritmo,fa 80 se la tiro so preoccupato non mi fa il freno a mano.
Mi attraversa la strada un fagiano, ch
I SE ne frega lo schiaccio e vado a orciano...
la maiala di su ma, proprio va a attraversà,devi andà piano perchè la ritmo fa 23.
Ora fagiano e purè, sai sono cose improvvise però con due olive, viene bono per me...
E gira gira di là, un altro si schiaccera
e gira gira perchè un bel cinghiale non c'è.
Bisogna smette perchè
ad arrotà l'animali ci spacco i fanali e tocca pagarli a me.
Ma a un certo punto qualcosa c'è di strano faccio una peta che puzza di metano,
ma che sfortuna si è rotto il finestrino
moio dar puzzo, tanto son quasi a orciano.
Vedo le stelle e ti puzzano le ascelle
l'arbremagicche dal puzzo s'è impiccato.
Il cellulare ha smesso anche di fare, la ritmo accosto mi scappa di cacare.
Ma vai un poco più in là
mi caco addosso si sa
girati un mi fa vedè
c'ho un miccio che fa per tre
la carta igienica un c'è
le mele larghe io tengo così non mi smerdo e non mi devo pulì
Ma te fai proprio caa
ma siamo quasi a orciano
non ci rivengo con te
e s'è sbagliato strada
vieni si va un pò a sedè
ma dimmi dove siamo
ma so una sega vedrai siamo a toiano
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