BALDINI: Allora noi abbiamo messo una microspia, grazie a un nostro amico di Arcore...Eh fa il tubista ad Arcore ed è riuscito a piazzare una microspia a casa Berlusconi...
FIORELLO (Berlusconi): Eh le situazioni...eh ascolta Baget...
BALDINI: Ahn Baget bozzo...
FIORELLO: Non è così! Non ce la faccio più!!! Spero di arrivare presto a queste elezioni, le perdo, così mi tolgo dalle scatole, e basta!
Baget, mi dicono che non sono alto, qualcuno dice che non ho molti capelli, si dice che ho la pelle tirata!
I magistrati ce l'hanno con me, i sindacati ce l'hanno con me, adesso anche la confindustria ce l'ha con me, poi la Moratti ha fatto un casino con la scuola, son tutti in piazza, i precari s'incazzano, ma cosa te ne frega se sei precario, dico io, prendi sto stipendio e basta...rompere le balle!
Son tutti fuori a manifestare e ce l'han tutti con me...basta!!!
Se non scendevo in campo mi facevano fuori, me ne devo inventare una ogni giorno, a proposito Bozzo, senti, cosa ne dici se provassimo con la carriera ecclesiastica...ma scusa Baget, cosa ci vuole!!...Allora guarda faccio il seminario, faccio quattro anni in uno, divento prete semplice o curato di campagna, poi mi divento prete operaio, prete opinionista, arciprete, monsignore, cosa ci vorrà, vescovo, arci-vescovo, cardinale, un po' di apprendistato all'Istituto Opere Religiose e poi al primo conclave mi candido, fumata bianca e divento papa!!!Eh dài...ma già lo sento, "Habemus papam...eccellemtissimum en altissimus pontefice Silvio Berlusconi in artem"...avrei già anche un'ideuzza sul nome da usare...Pier Pio....ti piace?!!!!!
Pier Pio I suona bene eh?...Scusa il papa le immunità ce le ha tutte?....Ma c'è l'opposizione in Vaticano o no?!...e il voto di castità....Ah quello sì?!Al limite quella è una legge che cambieremo...e senti, quando muoio...Quanto ci impiegano a farmi santo?Ah serve un miracolo??....Va bè, ho fatto vendere 100.000 copie ad Apicella...quello non ti sembra un miracolo?!!?
Va bene Baget, e comunque ti trovo un posticino anche per te... seduto alla mia destra, naturalmente!!! Ciao Baget,ciao ciao
Fiorello (born Rosario Fiorello on December 19, 1960) is an Italian singer-songwriter, television and radio host. Known for his contagious energy, sharp wit, and ability to engage audiences with exuberant performances. He began his career in the 1980s as a cabaret artist in Sicilian venues, quickly gaining a reputation for his impersonations and comedic sketches. In 1992 he made his television debut with the program "Fiorello", which established him as one of the most popular faces on the Italian scene. Over the years, he has hosted numerous successful programs, including "Viva Radio", "Che tempo che fa" and "I soliti ignoti". Fiorello is also a respected singer-songwriter, with songs like "A modo mio", "La mia vita" and "Vol. 2-Viva Radio" that have reached a wide audience. In 2019 he released the album "Nuovamente Falso", a collection of new tracks that demonstrates his continued artistic evolution.
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