Elf: woooo somebody done been to the Walmart
Jeff: Man this is just the stuff i got for Christmas
Elf: Well you cleaned up watcha get?
Jeff: 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' dogs, and some parts to a mustang GT.
Elf: Youbo you got Jeff first 12 days of Christmas
Jeff: I know that i got it covered look over there in the corner
Elf: that's yours too?
Jeff: yeah 12 pack of bud, 11 wrastlin tickets, 10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of red man, 6 spam (woo), 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' dogs, and some parts to a mustang GT
Elf: Man these ain't normal Christmas Presents
Jeff: Nah there redneck gifts
Elf: Redneck gifts?
Jeff: Yeah you know like if you buy your wife
earring that double as fishing hooks or if you can burp the entire chorus of Jingle Bells, Perhaps you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive, or if you've ever misspelled something in Christmas lights, or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus
Elf: What's wrong with that?
Jeff: I didn't say anythings wrong with its hard to beat 12 pack of bud, 11 wrastlin' tickets,10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of red man, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' dogs, and some parts to a Mustang Gt.
Elf: Well you know you can't really consider it a Chrismas unless you go down to the penatentry and visit ya momma
Jeff: You're not listenin to me get the car key outta your ear that's where the nine years probation comes in I'mma do it for you again, now listen.
12 pack of bud, 11 wrastlin tickets, 10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation,8 table dancers, 7 packs of red man, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shot guns shells, 2 huntin' dogs, and some parts to a mustang GT
Jeff: Are you crying?
Elf: No its just my allergies
Jeff: Happy Holidays everybody!
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