Se una ragazza per un giorno
potesse avere il pisello
la prima cosa che farebbe
è vedere in una sega cosa c'è di bello.
E proverebbe tutto il dì
il gusto di fare in piedi pipì.
E proverebbe tutto il dì
cosa si sente nel farsi fare un pompin!
Finalmente capirebbe che
i denti fanno proprio male
e che toccarsi in pubblico è
un gesto che ti viene normale!
Misuraselo col righello
saltare nudi che piacere da
ma la donna col pisello
a venirsi in faccia certo proverà!
Invece io se avessi la gnocca
cetrioli per tutta la giornata
Mi guarderei allo specchio mezzora
e proverei a fare la spaccata!
E cercherei tutto il dì
Di avere orgasmi multipli.
E cercherei tutto il dì
Quel maledetto punto G!
Il cellulare dentro terrei
in vibrazione per dieci ore
agli amici chiederei
"Chiamatemi chiamatemi per favore!"
Perchè venga fuori pregherei
al più presto anche un seno gigante
scoprire se riesci a spedire con lei
una pallina da ping-pong molto distante!
Un passaggio in un secondo troverei
dal ginecologo mi viedoregistrerei!
Il cellulare dentro terrei
in vibrazione per dieci ore
agli amici poi chiederei
"Chiamatemi chiamatemi per favore!"
The Gem Boy are an Italian rock demential music group formed in Bologna in the 1990s. Known for their energetic sound and frenetic performances, they have gained a large fanbase thanks to ironic and often satirical lyrics that tackle social and everyday issues with sharp wit. Among their most representative songs are "My band plays punk rock", "My friend is an alien" and "I don't like school". The Gem Boy have released several albums, including "Gem Boy" (1997) and "Rock demenziale" (2000), consolidating their position as one of the most original and entertaining bands in the Italian music scene.
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It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!
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