Wo Gott als Mänschearchitekt!
Mänschekörper gschaffe hät,
Hät jedes Körperteil welle Chef si.
S'Hirn hät gseit ich länke alles und es dänkt zu allem ane
Isch jo logisch dass ich de Chef bin!
Do chömed Füess und meined ei Moment!
Schliesslich träget mir de Mänsch
Ohni öis lauft aber gar nüt!
Die beide Händ findet das unverschämt, wer macht die ganzi arbet dänn, höret uf de Fall isch doch klar Lüüt!
Das gsänd mer denn no! schreiet t'Auge.
Machet mal en churzi pause!
Mir sinds wo öi zeiget wo dure!
Isch doch logisch dass mer Chef sind!
Besser als de rescht sind!
Oh mann! Das gsehd doch jede Dubel!
Chef, sie sind de bescht!
Schön dass es si gitt!
Ohni si wär mis Läbe so trischt!
Sie sind de bescht!
So dynamisch und nett!
So sympathisch und frisch!
Chef!
Und so chömed denn no t'Ohre
Herz und Lunge!
Und Oh wunder , zu guete letscht
Natürli no s'Arschloch.
Es gseht sich i de Chefetage,
Das bringt anderi in rage,
Und sie findet einstimmig GAHTS NOH?!
S'Arschloch hed sich eng verschlosse,
Und mal ebe schnell beschlosse,
Bis uf witers nümm z'funktioniere.
Ufs mol schilet t'Auge,
T'Füess sind schwach,
S'Herz rast,
T'Händ schlaff,
S'Hirni het im höchem grad Fieber!
die ganz Abteilig Körperteil,
Finds grad langsam nümm so geil,
In Wahrheit, si kämpfet ums Lebe.
Und bevor's bitter wird,
Gäbets uf und bittet s'Hirn,
S'Arschloch zum Chef z'ernänne!
Chef, sie sind de bescht!
Schön dass es si gitt!
Ohni si wär mis Läbe so trischt!
Sie sind de bescht!
So dynamisch und nett!
So sympathisch und frisch!
Chef!
Und so ischen denn au wurde,
S'Arschloch isch zum Chef erkohre,
Obwohl, dass niemerem richtig wohl isch.
Alli andre machet t'Arbet,
Es kommandiert bloss nur ume,
Und gitt en Hufe Scheisse vo sich!
T'Moral vo dere Gschicht isch,
Falls du jemals wotsch Chef si,
bruch du hüttzutags e käs Machtwort,
Nei du bruchsch kä Kompetenze,
Und du bruchsch kä Fachwüsse,
Alles was du musch si Isch es ARSCHLOCH!
Chef, sie sind de bescht!
Schön dass es si gitt!
Ohni si wär mis Läbe so trischt!
Sie sind de bescht!
So dynamisch und nett!
So sympathisch und frisch!
Chef!
Es isch schön dass Si gitt!
Ohni sie wär mis Läbe so trischt!
So dynamisch und nett!
So sympathisch und frisch!
Chef!
Schön dass si gitt!
Ohni si mär mis Läbe so trischt!
So dynamisch und nett!
So sympathisch und frisch!
Oh Chef!
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