Ich speiste in einem chinesischen Lokal
Doch nach dem Essen ward ich zittrig und fahl
Ich hatte Schmerzen von Ente Szechuan
Ich wusst' nicht, dass mein Bauch so weh tun kann
Hab ich mit der Gesundheit ein Problem
Geh ich nicht zu irgendwem
Mein Arzt ist Doktor Chang aus China
Ein chinesischer Mediziner
Er spricht fliessend Mandarin-
Er ist chinesischer Mediziner
Er weißt mich ein in die Lehre des Wu Xing
Während ich schmerzverzerrt auf der Liege qüal'
Er checkt mein Chi
Und anhand meines Yang und Ying
Ergründet er meiner Erkrankungs Sinn
Er nutzt kein Penicillin
Er sucht bei mir Disharmonien
Er überprüft auch mein Urin
Er ist chinesischer Mediziner
Schließlich hör ich mich vor Qualen quieken
Denn er tut mich nun mit Nadeln pieken
Langsam würd' ich doch lieber flieh'n
Er sticht in den Bauch und auch intimer
Bei den empfindlichen Partien
Da hätt' ich beinahe aufgeschrien
Wie hält man das aus so als Chinese
Hier was ich dazu beim Googlen lese:
Dort steht kein Mensch geht mehr in China
Zum chinesischen Mediziner
Das sei als altmodisch verschrien
Ja, alle neh'm nur noch Aspirin, da
Als Moral von der Geschicht'
Hier ein guter Rat:
"Man bestelle sein Gericht
Nächstes mal ohne Glutamat"
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