Is irgendwo a Party, friss i nix den ganzen Tag,
Damit I beim Buffet, a bissl mehr vertrag.
Muss I f�r's Futter zahlen, i a Salzstangl nur friss,
Weil I kriag erst an Hunger, wann's Essen gratis is.
I brauch ka Besteck - na... und I brauch kan Teller,
I friss glei vom Tablett, weu do geht's v� schneller.
Bei mir do bleibt nix �ber, auch beim M�ll do moch I mit,
Wei in meiner Gier, friss I d'Servietten mit...
I siech a Gs�chtes, I frog "wer m�cht es?"
Wann's kana w� nimm mir's i...
I friss de Schmalzbrot, olles wos Platz hot
Wann's I nit iss, dann wird's hin...
Letztes Mal, do musst i, wen um Hilfe fragn,
Weu allanich hob I meinen Teller net datragn.
Zu viert da habn's ma tragn, mein Kaas, mein Fisch, mei Wurscht
Und a Kistn Bier, ma hot jo a an Durscht.
I hob scho einen Bauch, manche sogn an bladn,
Doch I stopf mir nach, meine Rindsrouladen.
Dr�bn am Eck da gibt es, an Schweinssch�dl, an kochtn.
Und des Schwammerlgulasch, is a nit zu verachtn.
I siech a Gs�chtes, I frog "wer m�cht es?"
Wann's kana w� nimm mir's i...
I friss de Schmalzbrot, olles wos Platz hot
Wann's I nit iss, dann wird's hin...
"Entschuldigen Sie, essen sie des noch?..."
I friss ollas durcheinand, hob an Magen wia a Sau,
Kana hot jemals g'sehn, dass I amol nimma kann.
I glaub I bin jetzt satt, und lieg bewusstlos auf'm Bugl,
Des anzige wos I jetzt no k�nnt, w�r a Mozartkugel.
Mutig wie I bin, weil de Gier de is a Hund,
Weil I wieder Platz brauch, steck I den Finger in den Mund
I mi um mei Fr�hst�ck morgen, a glei heute k�mmer.
I wickel �ber'n Rest f�r z'Haus a Alufolie dr�ber....
I siech a Gs�chtes, I frog "wer m�cht es?"
Wann's kana w� nimm mir's i...
I friss de Schmalzbrot, olles wos Platz hot
Wann's I nit iss, dann wird's hin...
Tafelspitz, Hirn mit Ei, ei, des wird a V�llerei
Polnische und Ananas, und dazua an Eckerlkaas.
Semmel- und Tirolerkn�dl, jo do haut's dir's Heu vom Sch�del.
Nudelsuppn, Kaiserschmarrn, Oida moch des Gulasch warm!
I siech a Gs�chtes, I frog "wer m�cht es?"
Wann's kana w� nimm mir's i...
I friss de Schmalzbrot, olles wos Platz hot
Wann's I nit iss, dann wird's hin...
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