Despues de terminar
Una horrible relacion
Pille la m-30
Y cogi un borracheron
Y alli estaba el nene
Con su culo bonito
Fumandose un petardo
Y bebiendo un cacharrito
Hay que mal me siento
Que me va a dar un desmayo
Tengo que contarlo
Porque exploto si me callo
Juro por mis muerto
Que no estaba preparao
Pero al marido de la carnicera
Creo que me he tirao
No sabia
Yo que era
El mama marido
De la carnicera
Hay que primo me lo ligo
Me dije con salero
Chorearon mis bragas
Cuando le agarre el trasero
Necesito un achuchon
Aunque de mentira sea
Estoy triste desolada
Y me siento un poco fea
Decidio venir conmigo
Pa que no durmiera sola
Sin contarme el problemilla
Que tenia en su pirindola
Ya que el era muy hombre
Y tambien era muy macho
A su edad no habia operao
El frenillo de su cacho
Con cuchillo
Eso se opera
Te aconsejo que te vallas
A una carnicera
No sabia
Yo que era
El mama marido
De la carnicera
Ya nunca podre olvidar
Aquella tarde de invierno
Al que fui al supermercao
A por un filete tierno
Y alli estaba mi ternera
Con su ceja levantada
Y la cara que me puso
Porque estara mosquea?
Cuarto de quilo de filetes
Le pedi algo temblorosa
Y cogio la peor carne
La carne mas horrorosa
Con mirada de asesina
Me corto en una hora
Tres filetes con mas nervios
Que una servidora
Vaya peste
Como olia
Si lo se
Me cambio de carniceria
No sabia
Yo que era
El mama marido
De la carnicera
Que que quereis saber
Porque me hizo esta faena?
Por por que el del frenillo
Era el novio de esta nena
Y aunque quise abandonarlo
No pude, si soy la pera
Me he quedao con el marido
De la carnicera
Y con que morro voy yo
Ahora a la carniceria?
Como miro? como hablo?
Como miro yo a esa tia?
Tantos a?os en su tienda
Y en un dia la he liao
Ya no podre comer carne
Tendre que comer pescao
Hay que miedo
Que psicosis
Solo queda que este ni?o
Se se opere de fismosis
No sabia
Yo que era
El mama marido
De la carnicera
Al urologoha marchao
Ha hacerse la operacion
Se fue con una pirila
Y volvio con un pollon
Milagrosa medicina
La que su miembro ha estirao
Mas no podemos follar
Pues siete puntos le han dao
Pronto se le caeran
Ya que cuando se despierta
Su minga mira al nordeste
Tiesa, erguida y perispuesta
Y los puntos van cayendo
Con tantisimo sigilo
Que te juro que en dos dias
No le queda ni un hilo
Y que gusto
Da mirarlo
Mese sale el tampax
Solo de pensarlo
No sabia
Yo que era
El mama marido
De la carnicera x7
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I was about 6 years old when I listened for the first time "Blowing in the wind" hummed by my mom while she was accompanying me to school, the version was the Italian one, but I liked the rhythm right away.
