Parait que le fils du roi du ciel est descendu le mois passé
Parait que la belle Emmanuelle s'est dépêchée de l'aguicher
Le fils du roi en peau d'humain n'a jamais de sa vie été saint
Alors il a regardé les siens et ne leur voulant que du bien
Il les a aimés l'un et l'autre comme les humains devraient s'aimer
Il a pensé "C'est pas ma faute si j'ai deux mains à imposer!"
Emmanuelle était aux anges quand elle a remis son corsage
Mais le fils du roi lui en revanche s'est fait gronder par les nuages
Il a dit "qu'est ce que j'ai fait de mal ?"dans une espèce de ptite prière
Le roi tonna qu'il était sale parce qu'il avait joué dans la chair
Alors le fils comme insulté a voulu prouver à son vieux
Qu'il n'y avait en vérité rien de mal à jouer à ce ptit jeu
Il s'en est allé dans le village là où les filles à bicyclette
Se retournaient sur son passage pour dire qu'il se promenait en jaquette
Il a tenté un ptit sourire à une pulpeuse demoiselle
Il y en auraient beaucoup à pétrir "Vlan dans les dents le roi du ciel!"
Dans le premier motel du bord ils se sont donné la communion
Se sont bouffés des bouts de corps sans jamais demander pardon
Le fils du roi tout échevelé est sorti de là tout fier de lui
A levé la tête et a crié "Tu vois papa j'te l'avais dit!"
"Je n'ai fait de mal a personne et la demoiselle n'était pas sale!"
Il a attendu que le ciel cogne et qui lui fasse la morale
Mais il y eut un silence énorme
Le fils eut peur un court instant que son vieux père ne l'abandonne vu son récent comportement
Parait que le fils du roi du ciel encore hier était sur terre
Quelqu'un l'a vu près du motel en train de parler au cellulaire
On dit que c'était Emmanuelle qui voulait juste l'informer
Qu'elle avait du retard dans ses règles et qu'elle avait la gonorrhée
"Est ce que mon vieux avait raison?" que s'est dit tout bas le fils du roi
"Ca veut peut-être dire que c'est bien bon mais c'est quand même un peu caca
Ca veut peut-être dire que je suis bien con mais je suis quand même un peu papa
C'était pas prévu dans ma mission
Je veux pas d'une maison ici bas!"
C'est là que le ciel s'est ouvert et que le barbu est apparu
Avec ses deux yeux pleins d'éclair il a dit "mon gars je t'avais prévenu!"
"T'as voulu vivre à ta manière ben vis avec les conséquences!"
Vas donc apprendre à être un père puis vas te soigner la pénitence!"
Le petit prince a rempoigné son cellulaire à contre coeur
Pour avertir ses bien aimées de s'en aller voir un docteur
Il leur a dit "Moi j'suis confus, je voulais juste vous honorer"
"Non, j'avais vraiment pas prévu de vous refiler la gonorrhée!'
Maintenant le fils du roi du ciel va devoir vivre ici longtemps
Avec sa belle Emmanuelle qui a déjà l'air d'un éléphant
Oui sous la pluie on peut danser, c'est la morale de cette chanson
Mais si on ne veut pas se faire mouiller c'est mieux d'avoir un capuchon!
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