Je suis en couple
toi tu couches avec une nouvelle meuf tous les mois
moi la mienne je la touche pas
en couple
t'as le dernier hummer jantes métalliques
moi j'ai le siège bébé dans mon scénic
c'est fini les soirées entre potes j'en ai plus besoin
moi j'vais au resto avec ma meuf et on se dit rien
le week end je la sors et on fait la razzia
carrefour leclerc auchan n'ont pas de secrets pour moi
a quoi ça sert de s'éclater en boîte toute la nuit
si c'est pour boire du champagne et ramener des filles
moi j'ai la mienne à la maison, elle est très joueuse au lit
sudoku, mots croisés, c'est la folie !
le soir quand je rentre elle me raconte sa journée
par exemple hier elle a rencontré julie elles ont pris un café
ensuite elles ont fait les magasins julie voulait s'acheter un sac
parce que depuis que son mec l'a plaquée elle a pas trop le moral
alors elle essaie de se sortir un peu
surtout qu'il parait qu'il sort quand même avec la meilleure amie de cynthia
franchement ça se fait pas, 'fin bref elles ont acheté un sac
et puis... et puis voilà
je suis en couple
toi tu couches avec une nouvelle meuf tous les mois
moi la mienne je la touche pas
en couple
ma meuf prend de plus en plus de place dans ma vie
environ 2 à 3 kilos par mois
c'était en 2007 je m'en souviens comme si c'était hier
la dernière fois qu'on est allés plus loin que le missionnaire
depuis ma meuf c'est comme mon pote, ma mère, ma soeur
si youporn n'existait pas, j'imploserais de l'intérieur
c'que j'aimerais lui offrir pour son anniversaire
une liposuccion et des implants mammaires.
c'est pas que je l'aime pas ou que j'en sois pas fier
mais entre ses deux seins y'a un décalage horaire
ma femme c'est un vrai bonheur à vivre j'adore
quand elle m'engueule parce que j'ai pas acheté de roquefort
le seul moment où elle fait pas la gueule c'est quand elle dort
et encore
je suis en couple
toi tu couches avec une nouvelle meuf tous les mois
moi la mienne je la touche pas
en couple
plus question de sortir de chez moi
je suis maqué jusqu'au doigt
alors maintenant pour ce couplet j'peux pas parler trop fort
parce que juste à côté y'a le bébé qui dort
aujourd'hui c'est grasse mat' j'ai dormi jusqu'à 8 heures
pendant que tu rentres de boîte moi j'mets en marche le toaster
alors si tu crois toujours que ta vie est meilleure
alors que tous les soirs moi j'kiffe mes coquillettes au beurre
pendant que tu te prends la tête avec un archi d'intérieur
moi je trouve tout chez cuir center
je suis en couple
toi tu couches avec une nouvelle meuf tous les mois
moi la mienne je la touche pas
en couple
chez moi je fais des grosses teufs c'est la guerre
quand mes enfants fêtent leur anniversaire
dédicace à tous les mecs en couple
n'oubliez jamais d'effacer votre historique internet
n'oubliez jamais de lui demander comment s'est passée sa journée
inventez-vous des voyages d'affaire
au lit fermez les yeux et pensez à une autre
2011, bientôt 2012 dans deux mois
Ça va faire 7 ans putain
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