Il était pas fait du matin,
pas à ranger dans le rayon frais,
ça c'est sûr que ça ce voyait bien,
dés qu'on y regardait de plus prêt.
On l'appelait gros dégueulasse !
Avec sa graisse dans ses cheveux,
et ses tas de crottes sous les yeux,
son teint blafard de mec malade,
et ses poils de nez en salade
qui servaient de repas aux limaces !
Il était tordu comme un sarment,
il avait pris souvent des coups,
ça lui arrivait fréquement,
faut dire qu'on l'aimait pas beaucoup,
vu qu'il plaisait à nos grognasses !
Pour avoir cette haleine de chien,
on se demandait bien ce qu'il bouffait,
peut-être bien du Royal Canin,
mais en tout cas dés qu'il causait,
valait mieux pas se trouver en face !
Mais il avait lu plein de bouquins,
ça avait le don de nous complexer,
en plus ce connard chantait bien,
pour nos femmes et toute la journée,
vu que c'était le curé de la paroisse !
On lui a d'abord pété le dentier,
pour donner un avertissement,
et puis le presbitaire a cramé,
ça rime à quoi ? c'est énervant.
Pis en tout cas c'est efficace !
Un beau jour la guerre s'est finie,
plus de ligne de démarquation,
finis notre marché noir aussi,
tout de suite ça faisait moins de pognon,
oh putain ce que je suis perspicace !
On a appris par inadvertance,
qu'en fait en secret il était,
un vrai héros de la résistance,
que ses chansons étaient truffées,
d'infos codées pour nos bidasses !
L'armée nous a vite fait savoir,
que les honneurs devaient lui être rendus,
ils sont venus décorer le tocard,
mais trop tard on l'avait pendu,
maintenant on a sa statue sur la place !
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