Oh hello evil lady at the grocery store
It seems that you don't know what the express lane is for
It says twelve items or less
But you're exempt from that I guess
You started up an argument about coupons
Oh don't make me kill you over 25 cents
I'll give you a freakin' quarter if it makes that much difference
And you've just remembered something you forgot to get
Your husband'll be right back with it
Okay, that's it, I'm gonna kill you
Oh I'm gonna kill you
And possibly your whole family too
All I want is some courtesy
Kindness and maybe an apology
If you don't get out of my grocery line
I'll do the Scorpion's Fatality and rip out your spine
I'm usually a very peaceful person
But I'm gonna kill you
I just wrote a note to the guy down the street
Who recently invested in a giant SUV
It said "I hope you know that we're fighting a war
So you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store
You'd better trade it in
Or I'm gonna kill you"
Yeah, I'm gonna kill you
With a car bomb in your H2
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
For you to be a bit less of an ass
I suggest you re-invest in a Honda Fit
If you don't, you're gonna regret it
I'm usually a very peaceful person
But I'm gonna kill you
It's three a.m. and my neighbor upstairs
Is actually worse than my worst nightmares
He had some friends over for some late night Red Rover
And now, yeah, they're practicing tap dance
Yeah, I'm gonna kill you
And all your loud-ass friends too
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
For you to be a bit less of an ass
If I don't get some peace and quiet
I'll put you on a strychnine diet
I'm gonna kill you
William Henry Green II is an American YouTuber, science communicator, novelist, stand-up comedian, and entrepreneur. He produces the YouTube channel Vlogbrothers with his older brother, author John Green, and hosts the educational YouTube channels Crash Course and SciShow. He has advocated for and organized social activism, created and hosted a number of other YouTube channels and podcasts, released music albums, and amassed a large following on TikTok.
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