Ich lieg in meiner Badewann´ mit einem Jerry
Cotton,
und halte g´rad den Atem an, schon wieder
gibt´s an Toten.
Da hör´ ich einen Klopfer, bin ich das nächste
Opfer?
Wer steht da draussen vor der Tür, was will
er und warum von mir?
Es ist Inspektor Max und sein Gehilfentschakl,
und mit dabei als Drogenhund ein blinder
Rauhhaardackel.
Und schon stürmt in zivil das Trio Infantil
mit einem kurzen "Hände hoch!" in mein trautes
Domozil.
"Tatü, tatü, tatü, tata,
bevor noch was passiert, sind wir schon lange da.
Tatü,, tatü, tatüdl dö,
Hände an die Wand und Füsse in die Höh!"
(Wau, wau - kusch!)
Der Inspektor sagt: "Gestehe, da ist Rauschgift
in der Nähe! Aussa mit den Kokain, solange ich noch locker
bin!" Ich sag´ zum Herrn Inspektor: "Sie kommen mir
erregt vor, ich weiss nicht, wos sie woll´n, wos brauch ich
Koks, ich heiz mit Kohl´n!"
Es wütet der Gefühle in der Hydrokultur,
und kurz vor halba zwülfe schreit er: "Ich
hab´ eine Spur!" Ich sag´ sag zum Herrn Inspektor: "Bitt´schön
schicken´s ihn ham!
Des is ka Marihuana, des wor mei Gummibam!"
"Tatü, tatü, tatü, tata,
bevor noch was passiert, sind wir
schon lange da.
Tatü, tatü, tatüdl dö,
Hände an die Wand und Füsse in die Höh´!"
In der Folge wird dann meine Wohnung Amtsmisshandelt,
und mein Schlafgemach in eine Baustelle verwandelt,
der Boden aufgerissen, die Heizkörper zerlegt,
der Mikroherd, der sehr viel wert, und auch
der Allibert zersägt.
Sogar die Katzenkiste steht auf der schwarzen
Liste, sie wird inspiziert, man wird fündig, doch man
irrt. In der Hand des Inspektors das Corpus Fäkali
ist zwar ein shit, doch von meinem Kater Karli.
"Tatü, tatü, tatü, tata,
bevor noch was passiert, sind wir schon lange
da. Tatü, tatü, tatüdl dö,
Hände an die Wand und Füsse in die Höh´!"
Der Drogenhund, der sucht zwar, doch findet
kein Versteck, dafür stellt er mir an Kaktus in mein Blu-
eneck. Es ist 5 Uhr in der Früh, die Wohnung
ist kaputti, Deputi will heim zu seiner Mutti.
Der Sheriff steht vor dem Kollaps,
sein Wille ist geprochen.
Er konfisziert mein Zwetschkenschnaps,
ich glaub, er hat ihn g´rochen!
Er schenkt sich dann zum trost noch schnell
6 Stamperln ein
und lallt: "Es muss ja nicht immer
Rauschgift sein!"
"Tatü, tatü, tatü, tata,
bevor noch was passiert, sind wir schon lange
da.
Tatü, tatü, tatüdl dö,
Hände an die Wand und Füsse in die Höh´!"
"Tatü, tatü, tatü, tata,
bevor noch was passiert sind wirschon lange
da.
Tatü, tatü, taüdl dö,
ein Prost auf unser Daueröl!"
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