Dans ma p'tite tête j'ai comme un but Brigitte Bardot à ses débuts
La grosse ligne noire qui finit plus avec du fard partout au d'ssus
Je veux avoir le r'gard qui tue j'en mets ben d'trop pi j'continue
Je me travaille le look pitoune quand j'arrête j'ai l'air d'un clown
Oui j'beurre épais c'est vrai j'l'avoue et pi j'me mets des bottes aux g'noux
Je me permets même des rajouts pi plus y'en a plus ç't'à mon goût
Moi j'ai toujours été comme ça les années passent mes goûts changent pas
J'ai le syndrome Fabienne Larouche j'ai juste connu une p'tite période
Où on m'a convaincue qu'j't'es belle et que j'pourrais suivre la mode
Et adopter la look naturel A cette époque l'homme que j'aimais
Etait du genre convainquant « Te maquilles pas » qu'il me disait
J'te trouve moins belle avec que sans
Donc un matin après ma douche dangereusement propre du visage
J'ai résisté à ma grosse trousse et j'suis sortie sans maquillage
Mon homme a fait son satisfait il m'a couverte de compliments
J'ai quasiment cru que c'était vrai et pendant quelques mois durant
Le pauvre a eu le grand bonheur de bécoter une morte vivante
Sur ses fades joues sans couleur et sa bouche anti-dérapante
Jusqu'à ce jour où sur la rue au bras de mon heureux élu
J'ai vu son regard bifurquer sur la poupoune d'à côté
Une petite blonde la peaux si foncée du gros fond d'teint jusqu'au corsage
La bouche en cœur bien coloriée une p'tite Bardot de bas étages
Les belles paupières tellement chargées qu'a les ouvrait pas au complet
Le mascara tant étiré ''qu'y ventait full quand A clignait''
Le soir venu lumière fermée c'est fou c'qu'il a eu un regain
Mon bel époux ravigoté '' Y s'est fait aller l'Canadien ''
Envoye par là les positions toutes à part celle du missionnaire
Y voulait pas le faire de front mais ce qui m'faisait par derrière
Ben j'ai vraiment eu l'impression que ça s'adressait pas à moi
Dès le lendemain j'ai r'pris l'crayon le ''putty'' pi l'mascara
Je me suis bien barbouillé l'?il façon Bardot comme dans l'bon temps
J'ai définitiv'ment fait l'deuil de mon petit look ennuyant
Enfin jusqu'à tout récemment j'ai rechuté c'est comme un rien
Moi aujourd'hui j'ai deux enfants la vie va vite l'horaire est plein
J'ai emm'né mon bébé au parc un jour comm' ça à la sauvette
Pas l'temps d'me dessiner mon masque alors j'me suis mis des lunettes
Dans ma p'tite tête c'était correct un super look Paris Hylton
L'illusion pe semblait parfaite non j'aillais faire peur à personne
Me voilà perchée tout en haut de l'escalier de la glissoire
Mon bébé glisse je crie « Bravo » et nous voilà sous le regard
D'un jeune papa comme trop sociable qui tient d'un bras son gros poupon
Y s'plante les sandales dans l'sable et y'entamme une conversation
Pi y m'demande si c'est ma fille celle qui s'amuse sous mes yeux
Et moi pour être très précise vu que des filles ben j'en ai deux
J'dis « oui celle-là c'est ma p'tite fille » y m'répond « ha vous êtes grand-mère »
Ben c'est pour ça que j'me maquille pi que j'beurre épais en ''joual vert''
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