J'veux pas d'chien dans ma maison
qui m'collerais dès mon réveil
qui pour un oui, pour un non
m'aboierait dans les oreilles
Qui s'évacherait sur mon lit
le grosse panse vers le haut
en s'trémoussant mes amis
comme pour mieux se gratter l'dos
M'semble de l'voir la langie sortie
en train d'vouloir faire le beau
pour avoir son p'tit biscuit
pour qu'j'y donne son petit cadeau
Qu'est-ce que j'ferais d'un animal
qui envahirait mon espace
qui s'passerait l'organe buccal
a la grandeur de ma face
J'veux pas d'chien sur mes talons
j'ai pas besoin d'un chien d'garde
qui m'attenderait dans l'salon
dés qu'un pépin me retarde
Qui insisterait pour aller
chercher le damné journal
et qui voudrait tout l'temps jouer
a mâchouiller mes baballes
J'veux pas d'chien dans ma maison
qui serait toujours dans mes jambes
qui m'ramènerait son bâton
quand j'dors tranquille dans ma chambre
Qui se prenderait pour mon boss
qui m'ordenerait d'le nourrir
mais qui voudrait m'voir maigrir
jusqu'à c'que j'aie l'air d'un os
J'veux pas d'chien bête comme ses pattes
qui serait jaloux du facteur
qui reniflerait les chattes
des voisines de mon secteur
Qui r'viendrait content-content
le beau chien-chien domestique
qui r'viendrait ah ! ah ! haletant
la petite queue toute frénétique
J'veux pas d'chien qui m'grimperait dessus
dés qu'y renterait d'dehors
pis qu'y tomberait ben deçu
quand j'oserais le r'virer d'bord
J'en veux pas d'maudit cabot
qui m'acterait ses grands yeux tristes
quand tout c'qu'y'aurait dans l'cerveau
c'est d'se zigner sur ma cuisse
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Pis j'en veux pas
de chien paresseux
qui serait juste bien
quand y serait ben sale
qui saurait pas
comment devenir vieux
sans s'mettre à perdre
la moitié d'ses poils
J'veux pas d'chien sur mon passage
quand j'sortirais d'mon garage
au diable le rétroviseur
j'y reculerais ça d'un coeur !...
Non j'en veux pas, j'vous préviens
ni demain ni aujourd'hui
j'ai pas besoin d'un ami, non
j'veux pas d'chien dans ma vie...
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