De bejaardenbond uit Klazinaratjetoe
Die kreeg een briefje, ze mochten naar de TV toe
Met een hele bus naar de Vakantieman
Ze maakten er een gezellig dagje van
Iedereen in het nieuw en iedereen blij
Na drie uur rijden kwamen zij aldaar
Ze moesten snel gaan zitten, heel dicht op elkaar
De regisseur riep "en zo meteen bekken dicht"
Niet in de camera loensen en klappen is verplicht
Als ik zwaai met mijn papiertje gaan de handen op elkaar
De bejaardenbond kreeg vlaggetjes waarmee ze zwaaien moesten
Maar tante Mien had astma en begon te hoesten
En tijdens de reclame werd tante Mien uit het publiek gehaald
Oprotten teef, je hebt in jouw gedrag gefaald!
De bejaardenbond moest ook zingen een of ander volkslied
Maar ome Jan zonder kunstgebit, die lukte dat niet
De regisseur kende geen pardon, ome Jan die vloog eruit
This is TV man, geen dom dagje uit
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Klapvee, klapt u even mee?
Handen op elkaar, één twee hupsakee
Klapvee, treurnis op tv
Handen op elkaar, één twee hupsakee
Ik wordt er echt niet goed van, het maakt mij schijtziek
Neem nou die schandaalprogramma's met dat scheldend publiek
Jan neukte zijn moeder en Kees deed het met de hond
Dat interesseert mij geen fuck dus hou gewoon je mond
Nog erger is die Hansje met zijn Rad van Fortuin
Om nog maar te zwijgen over die pizza's van Van Duin
Lachen en klappen, één twee op commando
Je hond doet 't niet beter, apport de baas Fernando!
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Klapvee, klapt u even mee?
Handen op elkaar, één twee hupsakee
Klapvee, treurnis op tv Handen op elkaar, ik doe mooi niet mee!
De bejaardenbond uit Klazinaratjetoe
Was die avond meer dood dan moe
Ome Jan en tante Mien houden het voortaan wel voor gezien
Naar de Vakantieman gaan de oudjes nooit meer toe!
De Heideroosjes are a Dutch rock band formed in 1998. Known for their alternative rock sound characterized by punk, funk and electronic influences, they have released several successful albums including "Royal to the Bone", "SINema", "Chapter Eight" and "The Golden State". The group consists of Marco Roelofs (vocals), Joost van der Linden (guitar), Jeroen van der Meer (bass) and Niels van der Linden (drums). De Heideroosjes are known for their energetic performances and audience engagement. Some of their most representative songs include "Schizo", "Wurst and Kase" and "The Golden State".
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My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.
Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure
It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!
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