Quand ça baise pas, un mec, ça cherche la castagne,
C'a les balloches gonflées de vieux foutre et de hargne,
Quand ça baise pas, un mec, ça s'enrôle et ça donne
Un CRS de plus pour r'commencer Charonne...
Ah! si t'avais osé quand t'étais p'tit,
Ah! si t'avais caressé ta nourrice,
Tu s'rais moins con que tu n'es aujourd'hui,
J'veux dire que tu n's'rais pas dans la police!
Quand ça baise pas, un mec, ça cherche la bigorne,
C'a les "joyeuses", soudain, qui s'mettent à faire les cornes,
Quand ça baise pas, un mec, ça s'enrôle et ça donne
Un général de plus pour nous refaire Bastogne...
Ah! si t'avais osé quand t'étais p'tit,
Si tu t'étais titillé la vipère,
Tu s'rais moins con que tu n'es aujourd'hui,
J'veux dire que tu ne s'rais pas militaire!
Quand ça baise pas, un mec, ça cherche le carnage,
C'a les roupettes plus rouges qu'crevisses à la nage,
Quand ça baise pas, un mec, ça s'enrôle et ça donneUn Tartarin de plus pour massacrer la faune...
Ah! si t'avais osé quand t'étais p'tit,
Ah! si t'avais un peu joué au docteur,
Tu s'rais moins con que tu n'es aujourd'hui,
J'veux dire que tu ne serais pas chasseur!
Quand ça baise pas, un mec, ça cherche le massacre,
C'a les bouboules violettes comme celles d'un archi-diacre,
Quand ça baise pas, un mec, ça s'enrôle et ça donne
Un missionnaire de plus pour violer la Madone...
Ah! si t'avais osé quand t'étais p'tit,
Si tu t'l'étais trempée dans l'eau bénite,,
Tu s'rais moins con que tu n'es aujourd'hui,
J'veux dire que tu ne serais pas Jésuite!
Quand ça baise pas, un mec, ça cherche la conquête,
C'a les grenades en feu qui crament la braguette,
Quand ça baise pas un mec, ça s'enrôle et ça donne
Un homme d'Etat de plus pour dégueuler l'Atome...
Ah! si t'avais osé quand t'étais p'tit,
Si tu t'l'étais faite gloglouter gaîment,,
Tu s'rais moins con que tu n'es aujourd'hui,
J'veux dire que tu ne s'rais pas Président!
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