Si era detto otto e mezza puntuali al bar
perché lo sapevamo già (Sha-la-la)
che lo zio ci avrebbe procurato delle donne
con estrema facilità (Sha-la-la)
tutti in macchina la festa è lontana e poi
c'è mio zio che ci aspetta là (Sha-la-la)
oh! ragazzi tranqui questa è una botta sicura,
basta solo che paghiamo
Rotta per casa di zio
stiamo volando alla festa
Rotta per casa di zio
e siam già là con la testa
e le troveremo lì sul divano e poi
con le gambe aperte, vibratori in mano e noi
le ingropperemo e le daremo le botte
ci divertiremo per tutta la notte.
Arriviamo dallo zio che dice: "Ah!
bene, siete arrivati" (Sha-la-la)
"Zio, dicci subito dove son le donne
che siamo tutti arrapati" (Sha-la-la)
Ma appena entrati chiude la porte e poi
vediamo attorno a noi (Sha-la-la)
sei giganti che ci fissano in silenzio di tomba
e di donne manco l'ombra!
"Scusa un attimo zio,
ma che cos'è questa festa ?
Scusa un attimo zio,
ma sei uscito di testa?"
C'hanno preso e legato al divano e poi
con le gambe aperte e vibratori in mano e poi
c'hanno ingroppato e ci han dato le botte
si son divertiti per tutta la notte
Con le facce tutte tese e pieni di malanni
e le pive nel sacco (Sha-la-la)
presi con l'inganno da zio e compagni
stanotte il culo c'han fatto (Ahi-ahi-ahi)
E chi l'avrebbe detta che sarebbe finita così,
che figura del cazzo noi! (Sha-la-la)
Io, che mio zio fosse gay, mica lo sapevo...
volevo darlo ma l'ho preso!
Rotto in culo mio zio,
che c'ha fatto la festa!
Rotto in culo mio zio
però che notte diversa!
Tutti col bavaglio in bocca e legati e poi
con le braghe ed i mutandoni calati noi:
cinque deficienti al culo per aria:
siam rimasti così per un pacco di tempo!
Rotto in culo mio zio,
che c'ha fatto la festa!
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