Les Cowboys Fringants

Lyrics La gosse à comeau Les Cowboys Fringants

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La gosse à comeau


C'était en '45 quecques semaines après la guerre (bis)
Le plus jeune des Comeau revint d'son service militaire (bis)
Y boitait un tout p'tit peu tout en s'tenant les deux gosses (bis)
Dans son pantalon on pouvait même déceler une bosse (bis)

Quand l'docteur est arrivé il dit : « C'est sûrement la coqueluche » (bis)
Mais quand il vit la gosse au vif, il s'effondra comme une bûche (bis)

Et quand il reprit conscience, il dit : « Ça c'est pas la coqueluche! »
SACRAMENT!!! C'est pas une gosse, c'est gros comme un ?uf d'autruche!!! (bis)

(Parlé) Les spécialistes ont jamais pu dire c'qu'y avait.
À tout jamais sa protubérance testiculaire demeurera un secret...

Dans' paroisse les mauvaises langues inventaient des calomnies (bis)
On alla même jusqu'à dire qu'il forniquait avec des brebis (bis)

Fatigué d'se faire épier pis d'être la proie des comérages (bis)
Il mit une tuque à sa gosse et sacra son camp du village (bis)

Un cirque l'a engagé pour qu'il fasse son numéro (bis)
Après l'show d'la femme à barbe, y'avait la gosse à Comeau (bis)

Aux États pis en Europe il était dev'nu un héros (bis)
Il était même plus populaire que le Grand Antonio (bis)

Malgré son énorme handicap, les conquêtes se succédèrent (bis)
On dit même qu'il a plus de cent enfants autour d'la terre (bis)

Il est mort en '80 dans l'oubli et la déchéance (bis)
Dans son testament, il légua sa gosse à la science (bis)

(Parlé) Jamais on ne su ce que les chercheurs y ont trouvé.
La C.I.A. a classé le dossier « Top-secret »
Pour le bien de l'humanité...

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The lyrics LA GOSSE À COMEAU of LES COWBOYS FRINGANTS is also present in the album Sur mon canapé (1998)

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Biografia

Les Cowboys Fringants are a Canadian indie rock band from Repentigny, Quebec, active since 1995. Considered one of the most important groups in the Francophone music scene of Canada, Les Cowboys Fringants stand out for their energetic and engaging music, which blends elements of alternative rock, folk and chanson. Their songs often deal with social and political themes, with ironic and sharp lyrics that reflect the daily reality of Quebec. Among their most famous hits are "Le Vent du Nord", "La Danse des Fringants" and "L'Été Indien". The album "Les Cowboys Fringants" (2001) marked a turning point in their career, consolidating their national success. The group has collaborated with numerous artists, including Quebec bands Karkwa and Loco Locass.

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