Le gardien de phare est rond
Et son phare son phare
Son phare ne tourne plus rond
Le gardien de phare est rond
L'a trop fêté l'réveillon
Tout seulâbre sur son arbre
Planté dans le court-bouillon
Le gardien de phare est rond
Y s'prend pour un pharaon
Pyramides humides
Bandelettes en ébullition
Il jette un drôle de rayon
Le gardien de phare est rond
Alors gare le cigare
Et gare aux petits galions
Près des récifs de Cromagnon
Ça fait trop longtemps qu'il est là
Sur son rocher brisé de vagues
Et qu'il regarde dans le vague
Sa sirène de cinéma
C'est une affiche d'Ava Gardner
Scotchée au mur grandeur nature
Il faut qu'il prenne une biture
Pour qu'elle prenne des couleurs
Et du relief en peau de satin
Faite au moule, viens poupoule
Pour mieux l'avoir sous la main
Il a carrément tout éteint
"Bon Dieu, qu'est-ce qu'il fout ce con !
Plus de phare, on s'égare
On s'effare dans l'entrepont
Le gardien de phare est rond
Ça y est, on boit le bouillon
Ça bascule, bulles, bulles
Naufrages et perditions
Dans les récifs de Cromagnon !
Ne survivra qu'Eva Palmer
La légendaire piratesse
Qui se cogne un crawl de diablesse
Vers le rocher du phare amer
La fureur lui donne des ailes
Elle veut la peau de ce bandit
Devant le phare elle bondit
Nom de Neptune, qu'elle est belle !
Elle grimpe le colimaçon
Abordage, carnage
Elle casse à coups de talon
La porte, la serrure, les gonds
Et que voit-elle, mille millions
Mille millions de sabordeu
Un mec en adoration
Devant un poster, mais non
Mais si, c'est elle, quelle question !
C'est bien elle devant elle
Ava Gardner, Eva Palmer
Jumelles gouttes d'eau de mer
L'gardien ouvre des yeux ronds
Bouche béante, la géante
Le prend dans ses avirons
Allez ! Pantalons, caleçons
Ça vole dans les environs
Eh balèze ! On baise
Le phare est en érection
Comme une fusée à réaction
Il s'arrache dans un tourbillon
A la terre sédentaire
Et dans les constellations
Il plonge jusqu'au trognon
C'est ainsi, mesdames et messieurs,
Qu'est née la comète de Halley
Vous avez tout pigé, c'est vu ? Non ?
Allez, on reprend du début
Le gardien de phare est rond
Et son phare son phare
Son phare ne tourne plus rond...
Claude Nougaro (September 9, 1929 – March 4, 2004) was a French songwriter and singer, considered one of the most important figures in French chanson of the 20th century. Born in Toulouse, France, Nougaro began his career as a jazz musician in the 1950s, collaborating with international artists such as Miles Davis and Chet Baker. Throughout the 1960s, he established himself as a songwriter, composing poetic lyrics and original melodies that captivated the French audience. His songs are characterized by a melancholic and nostalgic atmosphere, often focusing on themes of love, loss, and solitude. Among his most famous songs are "Les Feuilles Mortes", "La Chanson des Vieux Amants" and "Le Temps Passe". Nougaro released over 20 albums during his career, achieving numerous commercial successes and artistic accolades. His music was influenced by various musical cultures, including jazz, bossa nova, and traditional French chanson.
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