I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
It's like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I can't wait to peel 'em like a tangerine
I'm gonna g-go down on 'em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm
It's going *siren*
I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding
From the *siren*
I can't work out why the girls are screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls
I still hear the *siren*
Maybe if I let her she would me with a *siren*
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet she likes boobies right?
If a girl won't come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)
If a girl won't kiss
(She must be a lesbian)
Or get down with this
(She must be a lesbian)
If she doesn't fancy me
She must bat for the other team
Take two, it's my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck "WHAT?! Full of muscley guys?"
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my ___ size
And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace
Its going *psss psss*
I cant feel my eyes I think they're bleeding
From the *psss psss*
I cant work out why the girl is screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls
I still feel the *psss psss*
Maybe she could me up my with a *psss psss*
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?
We are two boys and were looking for two girls
They are two girls let's talk to the girls
How are you? What's your name?
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad.
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