Starbomb

Lyrics Luigi's ballad Starbomb

 973

Luigi's ballad


[Danny Sexbang]
Princess Peach
Won't you listen to my speech
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi

[Egoraptor]
What up, bitch, I got a one-up, bitch
What's inside the question block; it's my dick
It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
I save you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean
So suck it

[Danny Sexbang]
Mario, you always do this shit
I like a girl and then you ruin it
By yelling stuff about your dick
Until they go away
[Rachel Bloom]
Hey Luigi, it's okay
That Mario's a bit risque
Just tell me what you need to say
Please don't be afraid

[Danny Sexbang]
Oh, princess, it means so much for me to hear you say that
The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-goddamn it

[Egoraptor]
I'm here to pleasure that ass
I'd like to go first, princess, but I always come last
And you say we'll get together but I'm jacking off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only dry bones
I am tired of the running 'round it's such a fucking hassle
I go through shit and then you're in another fucking castle
You gotta think about it, well I don't believe the hype
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smoking on my warp pipe

[Rachel Bloom]
O-M-G, I can't decide
On which of you should be the guy
To take me on your mustache ride
That'll redefine my life

[Rachel Bloom and Danny Sexbang]
I'm ready to give love a shot
It's not about how many coins you've got
I just know I like you a lot

[Ego]
Yo, sluts, check out my yacht (Ugh)

[Danny]
Let me take you on a magic kart ride

[Ego]
I'll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside

[Danny]
We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along

[Egoraptor]
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong
Come on, Peach, it's time to make your choice
I'm the only plumber that can your boobies rejoice
Green, lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me
It's time to live out our story, of the princess and the pe-
[Danny] Nis

[Outro]

[Ego]
So, who's it gonna be, princess?

[Rachel]
I choose...Toad

[Both]
Toad?!

[Rachel]
Well his whole body's shaped like a dick

[Both]
Oh yeah, mmmhm, yeah, definitely, mushrooms look like dicks

Thank you because you correct this lyrics
 
The lyrics LUIGI'S BALLAD of STARBOMB is also present in the album Starbomb (2013)

Leave a comment to the song

Biografia

Starbomb is an American musical comedy group composed of Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht of musical comedy duo Ninja Sex Party together with Internet personality Arin Hanson. The songs of Starbomb consist of video game parodies; Avidan provides sung vocals, Hanson provides rapping vocals, and Wecht performs instruments. All three are also known as a part of YouTube Let's Play web series Game Grumps. The band have collaborated with TWRP, a Canadian music group known for collaborations with NSP.

Related artists

News from the music's world

Brian May of Queen and His Connection with NASA

25/09/2023

In the realm of rock 'n' roll, there are few names as iconic as Queen, and within the Queen pantheon, Brian May stands out not only as a legendary guitarist but also as an astrophysicist with a profound connection to NASA.

Hip-Hop Turns 50: Celebrating Half a Century of Cultural Influence

12/09/2023

Hip-hop, one of the most influential cultural movements of the 20th and 21st centuries, has recently reached a significant milestone - it's turning 50 years old.

Coachella here we are


Coachella Festival 2022: here we are. In two days the doors of one of the most anticipated musical events of the year will open, even more so after the last two years in which for very obvious reasons the live music sector has suffered a very important setback.

Grammy 2022: the winners

05/04/2022

The 2022 Grammy Awards were the chronicle of an announced triumph: Jon Baptiste collected 11 nominations and won 5 Grammys, defeating all opponents. This was also the year of the very young Olivia Rodrigo, who managed to take home 3 Grammys, including the the best new artist.

"We" - The new album of Arcade Fire

22/03/2022

Here is finally some good news, the Arcade Fire have finally revealed the title and release date of their new album, 5 years after the last one. For the fan of the group it has been a time that seemed eternal,

"I know you know me" the masterpiece of Caroline Spence and Matt Berninger


Do we want to define "I know you know me" a masterpiece? Yes, without a shadow of a doubt for at least two reasons. The first and most evident are the artists who interpret it: Caroline Spence and Matt Berninger, second for the deep and poetic text.

Fugees cancel their Reunion

26/01/2022

My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.

When I'm gone the single by Alesso and Katy Perry

30/12/2021

Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure

The long-awaited collaboration between Rosalia and Oneohtrix

20/05/2021

It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!