J'étais petit. J'avais pourtant de la jugeote.
Je dévorais Tintin comm'e la plupart d'mes potes
En me disant tout bas : « Ce typ'e là est trop fort ! »
En découvrant déjà qu'on me cachait la Mort...
Milou, Milou,
Mais pas Tintin,
J'étais déjà marlou
Mais pas crétin !
De Rackham le Rouge en Secret d'la Licorne,
Ce puceau à houppette était bien trop surhomme
Et pourtant, nulle fille à genoux à ses pieds,
Aucune tête blonde dessus son oreiller...
Haddock, Haddock,
Mais pas Tintin.
J'me sentais pas pédoque,
Plutôt marin !
Au Pays de l'Or Noir, avec lui, j'appareille.
Les deux frèr'es siamois de la police veillent
Et je riais déjà comme on rit à Guignol
Quand, sur les poulagas,
pleuvent les coups de grolles...Dupond, Dupont,
Mais pas Tintin.
J'préfèrais deux flics cons
À un malin !
Avec le Professeur, je marchais sur des lunes.
J'aimais déjà les fleurs, tournesols de fortune.
Comme lui, j'étais sourd, j'étais frêle et rêveur.
On se moquait de lui et j'avais gros au coeur...
Tryphon, Tryphon,
Mais pas Tintin.
J'étais déjà Gnafron
Et pas le Saint !
Chaque année, je relis toutes tes aventures,
Tintin, petit Zorro sans sexe et sans blessures
Et je mesur'e le mal qu'aux gosses tu as fait
En leur faisant, Bon Dieu,
Croir'e qu'ils étaient parfaits.
Hergé, Hergé,
Dans tes bouquins,
La vedette est sifflée,
Ell'e fait Tintin !
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