- Un chat, c'est omnivore, ça veut dire que ça mange des hommes !
- Non ! Ça veut dire qu'il mange de tout !
Écoutez l'histoire
D'un sacré félin
Un curieux gros chat
Qui avait toujours faim
On l'appelait Pépette
C'était son p'tit nom
Il était né sur la planète
Des matous gloutons
Il mangeait
Du nougat, du poulet
Des anchois, un canapé
Un casse-noix, du barbelé
D' la mort-aux-rats et la télé
{Refrain:}
Pépette est un chat
Qui mange n'importe quoi
Un drôle de matouQui mange un peu de tout
Il passait son temps,
C'est épouvantable,
À aiguiser ses dents
Pour passer à table
On ne croisait jamais
Pépette le ventre vide
Car toujours il réclamait
De quoi se remplir le bide
Avec un dictionnaire, un tire-bouchon
Un pack de bière, un bûcheron
De la poussière et des boulons
Un légionnaire et mon polochon
{au Refrain}
Mais un soir de nouba
Pépette a forcé
On retrouva le chat
Le bidon percé
Par le petit trou
On pouvait voir sortir
Tout ce que le matou
Avait pu engloutir
II y avait un cartable, un sergent
Une étable, un président
Mon portable, un toboggan
Le bac à sable et d'Artagnan
{au Refrain}
Le chat s'écria "Diantre !"
Mon repas se débine
Colla sur son ventre
Une jolie rustine
La morale de cette
Drôle de chanson
C'est qu'il vaut mieux avoir Pépette
En photo qu'en pension
Parce qu'il mange :
Des clous, des choux, des poux
Des loups, du mou, des sioux
Des roues, du gnou, des canards
Des rasoirs, des cigares
Des motards, des frigos, des motos
Des mégots, des marmots
Des moutons, du savon, du carton
Du coton, des Bretons, du bison
Du poison, des Teutons, des chatons
Du houblon, Besançon, du saumon
Des violons, des camions
Des crayons, des wagons
Des oignons, ma maison
Des dindons, des croûtons
Et cette chanson
{au Refrain, x3}
Et qui mange, et qui mange, et qui remange encore
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