Refrain :
Quelques mots pour calmer les machos
Quelques mots pour calmer les machos
Quelques mots pour calmer les machos
1 - Quelle est la différence entre un homme et une prison ?
Dans une prison y'a des cellules grises
Comment appelle-t-on un homme qui a perdu son intelligence ?
Un veuf ! Un veuf
Pourquoi Dieu a-t-il crée l'homme ?
Parcequ'un vibromasseur ne sait pas tondre le gazon
Comment savoir si un homme a eu un orgasme ?
Il roule sur le côté et commence à ronfler ?
2 - Qu'est-ce que les OVNIS et les hommes intelligents ont en commun ?
Tout le monde en parle mais personne ne les as jamais vu
Quelle est la différence entre un homme, une cravate
et une ceinture ?
La cravate sert le cou, la ceinture sert la taille,
l'homme sert à rien
Un homme c'est comme la lettre Q
Un gros zéro avec une petite queue
3 - Pourquoi les femmes ne veulent-elles plus se marier ?
Elles préfèrent avoir du jambon dans le frigo
qu'un gros porc dans le salon
Pourquoi les hommes portent-ils la cravate ?
Ca à l'air moins con qu'une laisse
Quelle est la différence entre un homme et le cancer ?
Le cancer é-vo-lue
Un homme c'est comme une vidéo :
Avance? Recule? Avance? Recule? Stop? Eject (ter)
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