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più fanno le baldracchie
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io ho un presentimento
ad una come te
gli piace il mio elemento
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che le donne hanno scritto
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e quelle che mi scrivono sei bello
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io non me la tiro
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Luca Medici, known to the public as Checco Zalone, is an Italian comedian, actor, and singer born in Bisceglie (Bari) in 1975. After studying law, he began his artistic career in the 1990s with cabaret theatre shows. His popularity grew thanks to his viral videos on YouTube and his appearances on television programs such as "Zelig" and "Colorado". In 2013 he made his film debut with the movie "Cado dalle Nubi", followed by successes like "Il Grande Show" (2019) and "Come un Re" (2021). Zalone is known for his satirical humor, often focused on contemporary Italian society. Besides acting, Zalone has also released several music albums, including "O meglio... Se non avrei fatto il cantante" (2019) and "Il Grande Show - Musica dal film" (2019). Among his most famous songs are "Cado dalle Nubi", "La mia vita è un film" and "Come un Re".
In the realm of rock 'n' roll, there are few names as iconic as Queen, and within the Queen pantheon, Brian May stands out not only as a legendary guitarist but also as an astrophysicist with a profound connection to NASA.
Hip-hop, one of the most influential cultural movements of the 20th and 21st centuries, has recently reached a significant milestone - it's turning 50 years old.
Coachella Festival 2022: here we are. In two days the doors of one of the most anticipated musical events of the year will open, even more so after the last two years in which for very obvious reasons the live music sector has suffered a very important setback.
The 2022 Grammy Awards were the chronicle of an announced triumph: Jon Baptiste collected 11 nominations and won 5 Grammys, defeating all opponents. This was also the year of the very young Olivia Rodrigo, who managed to take home 3 Grammys, including the the best new artist.
Here is finally some good news, the Arcade Fire have finally revealed the title and release date of their new album, 5 years after the last one. For the fan of the group it has been a time that seemed eternal,
Do we want to define "I know you know me" a masterpiece? Yes, without a shadow of a doubt for at least two reasons. The first and most evident are the artists who interpret it: Caroline Spence and Matt Berninger, second for the deep and poetic text.
My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.
Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure
It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!
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