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The whiskey, the liar, the thief


He was brought up like a sailor,
A pirate of the streets,
Stealing food and booze and dirty magazines

The rainy days come, the rainy days go,
The Whiskey, The Liar, The Thief!

She was coddled like a princess,
And promised as a bride,
Lady Jack'o'lanterns' secret life to hide

So through the window she creeped when her father fell asleep,
The Whiskey, The Liar, The Thief!

She bats her eyes and lies about her rent,
He used the coin he stole to buy the drinks.
Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
The Whiskey, The Liar, The Thief!

He never made it on a spoke,
She only borrowed from the truth,
They were the greatest match that hell had ever seen

But if you reap what you so it doesn't matter where you go,
The Whiskey, The Liar, The Thief!

She bats her eyes and lies about her rent (about the rent),
He used the coin he stole is buying all the drinks (all the drinks).
It's the devils first man and a drunken runaway,
The Whiskey, The Liar, The Thief!

A round for our two lovers,
In this barstool fairytale,
Givin' something for us bastards to believe

You never think you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
With Whiskey, and Liars, and Thieves!

A toast to those who stole another day (one more day!),
A round to those who lied to get away (one more drink?)

And to those who found love drowning sorrows at the pub,
Some day you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
The Whiskey, The Liar, The Thief!

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The lyrics THE WHISKEY, THE LIAR, THE THIEF of PATENT PENDING is also present in the album Brighter (2013)

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Patent Pending is an American musical group formed in 2006 in New York City. Their music falls within the pop punk and alternative rock genres, characterized by catchy melodies, ironic lyrics, and a strong live energy component. The band has released several albums, including "Through the Window" (2010), "Child of God" (2013) and "Drive By" (2016). Among their most well-known songs are "Don't Quit Your Day Job", "Patent Pending Is Your Biological Father" and "The Ballad of Johnny Cash and the Devil". Patent Pending is known for their energetic and engaging performances, which have contributed to their popularity among a loyal fanbase worldwide.

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